Reviews

This is 2 visit review. May I skip the architectural description? Run-down upscale in an alley. Really nice bathrooms to the front, bar and stage, private dance area is decent enough but…

Tl;Dr nice place but probably better if you're a regular. The required architectural stuff: The establishment sits in a strip mall, sharing the parking lot with a cigar place, an adult book/video/toy store and a defunct…

I had some errands to run in NJ, so I decided I'd swing by. The joint is a the top of a hill on US130. the sign is easy to miss among all…

The problem with the "How are the people" goes from 1-10 without any "something for everyone"... Time was tight. The club lot was almost full (not the bookstore parking lot). My expectations were diminished.…

I wanted to review a place that hasn't been reviewed in a while, provided it was open late afternoon/early evening. Gold Club fit the bill. I went with low expectations. See prior…

Here’s another chapter in the Orchid chronicles. I wandered in about 2. An old dude who counts dances was by the door. The stage was empty and the bar tender was on a…

Stopped in at 7 because I was in the area. tl;dr: this might a good place to be a regular — shows promise is right but the promise wasn’t kept this time. In general, it’s…

It was about 6 on a Saturday evening. I was playing hooky after running some errands. I went in with low expectation and I guess they were met. Crossing the bridge to…

It was an unusually quite evening at the Orchid at about 7PM on. Perhaps all the dancers have saved up their Christmas money already. I've been having very good luck of late there…

After the least interesting visit to Oasis that I've ever had, I headed down the road. There were a surprising number of cars in the parking lot. The place is essential a booth…

I don't know whether I was at Outer Space or La Perle. The physical description of the club in the last review is accurate. The dancers range from 1 to 10. But mostly,…

It's been a while since anyone described the layout of the club, which is housed in large purple building that is almost a perfect cube. It's located in a corner of a parking lot,…