27 Minutes

The problem with the "How are the people" goes from 1-10 without any "something for everyone"...

Time was tight. The club lot was almost full (not the bookstore parking lot). My expectations were diminished. On my way in, I set a 30 minute timer. Either things would be going well or it would be time to leave. Fish or cut bait. Don't waste time.

Since the description is mandatory: the building is a purple cube, more or less. The interior is a square. No cover at 6 PM. Beers were priced at $5 rather than $6. The bar is a square. The stage is in the middle. There is a common lap dance room and a pair of private rooms with couches and mirrors on the walls.