Reviews

We've probly all seen Billy down at the Orchid, but Frank can be hard to find. While Billy is a good guy, catching up with Frank is always a treat.

I arrived between…

Went on Sunday afternoon. Giving myself half an hour, if things weren't good. I was gone in my half an hour or so. Nobody on stage when I went in. Lots…

Be wordy? This was a 20 minute visit. Entered mid afternoon. Busy but not packed. Somewhere between 5 and 10 dancers, all African American but in a large variety of shapes…

I was getting some car work done nearby so I decided I'd wait some place more interesting then their lounge with coffee they probably made from used engine oil. The parking lot seemed full,…

Visited this establishment on an evening when I had time to kill. I will return. Lets just start with the important stuff -- the talent! This is not the place to go…

The reports that this place is no fun seem greatly exaggerated to me. On a typical Sunday afternoon, it's not overwhelmingly crowded but they seems to have half a dozen young ladies performing.…

Why bother? You could stay home, watch something on cable and have a better time. Hell, go to a church with a good choir, the music's will move you more. I know…

I find no delicate way to describe my visit to this club other than to suggest that it was rather intense. Having stopped in just to see what the scene was like, with the…

I now know why they are so religious in SC -- if this is what sin has to offer, I'd be in church, too, 7 days a week, twice on Sunday. I've been to…

It doesn't get much weirder. The set up is very much like one of those cavernous gentlemen's clubs in Texas. During the day time, it is not so busy. It's got the…

I am rating this place on a national scale, not a NYC scale. In post-Giuliani NYC, this place probably passes for something deliciously seedy. The talent, mostly Hispanic, esta caliente, pero nada para…

Nothing special. I'd end the review, but the mods would make me write more. Having heard very interesting stories about this place, I decided I'd check it out. Just you usual NJ…