Reviews by BadBob

If nothing happened, you can use names, right? Having heard this place was getting better . . . I visited. What I heard was wrong. The Club is on the Airport automall. You enter…

Taking care of errands, I passed through Carnival in the mid to late afternoon. There were two entertainers available. One was a cinnamon skinned woman with gold curls and an athletic figure.…

I arrived about 4:30 on a Saturday. Metal detector was off and unmanned. Walked in. DJ both is dead ahead. The inside of the bar is divided into two large areas.…

I rolled in between 4:30 and 5:00. There was a light skinned maybe Latina dancer on stage. No sign of a bar tender. Guy at the front desk (who also collects dance…

I've had more fun here. Architecture, etc.: Plenty of parking, off Rt. 310. Come in through a metal detector, emptying pockets. Then putting stuff back in pockets. Then greeted by a gent…

This is a really a booth girls kind of place off an adult bookstore. Pulled in about 4 PM on a Friday. The women are to the left as you walk in through…

Stopped in this place around 4:30 to 5 PM on a Saturday. Several girls up and around in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors. The last couple of times I've been here…

This is gonna be a strange review because this is a strange place. David Lynch isn’t dead — he’s just back in Philly. (Oh wait, didn’t he think Philly was hell when he was…

Since there are 711 prior reviews, I'm skipping the architecture and layout. It was a rainy early evening -- like 5 PM -- when I arrived. The parking lot was mostly empty.…

Alright then. After a lousy visit at Carnival across the river, I headed to the Philly side. Venus Video is an adult bookstore with booth girls on the side. Essentially the…

This is a peep-booth/private room arrangement to the side of an adult store. There's an upstairs lounge but that's really for men trying to make new friends with other men. The "dance area"…

This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar?…

Y'know, I don't know what to say, I've become Athena's property and I can't seem to go there when she's not there. I usually go early evening on a week-end evening. Architecture etc.…

This is a summary of several visits. It's an adult novelties store with "booth girls" off to the left. There are butt plugs, inflate-a-mates, functional undergarments/lingerie and various other kindred gee-gaws and doo-dads.…

FFS I'm not repeating the geography or architecture that's been here 1000 times. I'm recounting one visit are reporting on three others. Most recently was 5-6 ish on New Years Eve. Buncha…

This is not a strip club -- it's more or less a peep show. It's a gray building with a gravel parking lot. I showed up about 5:30. Parking lot was kind…

This review summarizes two visits on consecutive Saturdays. The venue is a block off Haverford Ave, which is a fairly busy West Philly corridor, but has a lot of residences around near this place.…

Stopped in about 6 PM on a Monday. The usuals: rectangular bar. stage in the middle. two "private" dance rooms and one larger room that is very often just as private.…

So, when they ask "how are the people," do they mean the dancers, the 'tender, the guy who counts dances? Field trip reports from two visits sorta . . . Purple cube at the end…

Okay, Gents, here's my trip report. Arrived about 5:30 on a Saturday. This is a hood club in a more or less okay part of the hood and most of the patrons have…

This was a reconnaissance mission based on some prior reviews. For reasons you'll understand, I'm going to be less than specific about names and my remarks may seem Delphic. ifyky I arrived around 5:30.…

This is a condensed report from 4 visits. This place seems to be back in the game. First visit was a 6ish on Friday. Met S, a short white dancer, small boobs…

I arrived at the purple cube building a bit after 3 PM on a rainy Tuesday. The usual required architectural stuff is at the end. There were 4 or 5 dancers present:…

So I owe youse guys a field trip report from my most recent adventure at Carnival, aka McBJ's. Driving to this joint is always a little difficult because it really isn't well marked --…

Sometimes a little self-loathing is helpful to this avocation. Wednesday. About 6 PM. The Dream Boutique, fka Charlie's Dream, is an adult video/toy store that sometimes hosts "live nude girls" in a…