Weird. I’m shocked that I...

Weird. I’m shocked that I haven’t reviewed the King of Diamonds since about 22 months ago.

Well, it hasn’t changed a whole lot. Same neon beer light décor, same two stages, same female DJ spinning rock and dance tracks, same reasonable beer prices and food specials. What continues to change are the girls, even though they are usually young and tight.

One thing that hasn’t changed, however: Claudia, my Claudia, don’t ever leave. I don’t care if you’re still dancing when you’re 65, because I’ll still be coming around, anticipating your touch (I don’t mean anything by that, she’s clean with me, and as far as I know, the KoD is still a clean club).