Reviews by tuscl12345

OK, the pluses. It's a nice place with lots and lots of room. Kind of gigantic interior. Big stage, nice place. Bartender was attentive and helpful. Place seemed clean and safe. Big stages and some…

This was definitely a successful visit. Weekday around 1:00pm. Could have gone either way, as some places are great in the afternoon and some aren't. Didn't want to spend a lot of time here, so…

At lunchtime the place was full of guys. Middle aged, employed and retired white guys. Some looked like they were headed back to the office or the job site as soon as they finished here.…

Lunchtime visit here turned out way better than expected. Lonely looking place set back in a mostly empty parking lot. Walked in to find two girls and no customers at the bar. One more girl…

Keep trying and keep getting the same result: FAIL! This place has skanky dancers, little attention to customers, lots of smoke and a skeevy vibe. The promise of a higher level of entertainment here means…

Porthole is in a Brazilian low-end shopping center that felt sketchy at 1:00 in the afternoon. I'd really worry what this place is like at night, and I wouldn't risk finding out. A few doors down…

Liked the vibe here, but as others said, the days of wine and roses, and high mileage, seem to be gone from this place. I like that it's not that big a place, and it…

I was pleasantly surprised. It's the only club in Coral Gables, and so I expected that maybe it would be a weak substitute for Miami clubs. But turned out to be a pretty good experience.…

A nice club with lots and lots of great talent. But not my choice. It's easy to find with its bright purple strip club lighting. At a big intersection of Power Line Road and MLK. The…

Still love this place. It does something no place else does, which is show you a good time without a lot of hassle, lots of options and in an easygoing setting. As the place is now…

So this is an update. Not really much of club, and definitely not a place you'd make a special trip to. You really have to want to find this place. It's not really near anywhere.…

So the best part about this place is the physical set up and how they use it. The VIP rooms are actually rooms and they're very private. Beaded curtain, but otherwise secluded and set up…

Yeah, I'm Charlie Brown with the football. Keep hoping this time will be the good one. Nope. Here's the afternoon deal. You walk in, probably get jumped on to buy a soda within 30 seconds. Ok,…

How do you not love the Playhouse? Plentiful selection, no hassles, no BS, and privacy that's better than any club anywhere. What will you find here? Ordinary but not amazing surroundings. Not a dive, but…

Overall, a not bad, not great experience. Place is in an interesting building. Has a historic marker from the 1850's or so. Looks kind of like a old Southern mansion plunked down in a blue collar…

This is a high-mileage place. The VIP rooms are curtained and comfortable. They feature a couch and a table in a mirrored very dark room. Plenty of room to spread out and get comfortable. Still,…

Shame on me for thinking this place will ever change. Same horrible experience. Fat, fat, fat, ugly, ugly, ugly! Girls so big you'll cover your eyes to avoid seeing something you can't unsee. Can't believe…

Been to this place both before and after the name change. Hasn't changed much, and that's good. It's a mostly relaxed place with very liberal policies. You'd think having a 'chain' name might have changed…

The weekday afternoon visit was a bust. Got a feeling this place might just be a nighttime spot. Arrived at this huge-looking place after trying twice to find it. You've got to go thru the auto…

I really liked this place. It's different, it's fun, and it's chill. Tons of girls, big and small, Cuban and American mostly, and if you'd like, you'll get better mileage than a Prius. Went back…

Fat Brats with Tats. "Fugly and Mean" is the perfect description of what passes for dancers here. Every dancer here was some combination of: Fat, as in "I don't even want to see that with…

The place has seen a significant upgrade since a visit near about when they first opened. That's a plus. But it's still not getting any traction. $15 cover, plus a one-soda minimum, was kind of a put-off…

Definitely the worst-looking place I've ever seen call itself a 'club.' Feels like a fraternity basement, and a run-down one at that. But don't worry, the place isn't as run down as the dancers who…

Heroin thin, spaced out dancers. And those are the good ones. So not worth a trip from anywhere. Like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football that Lucy just yanks away, I try this place again…

PH continues to be a reliable place for a good time. It's unique in its private rooms with doors. That means no goon bouncers staring at you or looking other patrons in the face during…