Reviews by tuscl12345

PH is back and it’s as good as ever. Lots of talent working, including a few new faces, which is nice. This is a laid back place, with no amazing light shows or thunderous sound systems.…

This would have been a completely pointless visit except for one successful find, finally. Mostly, the girls are unremarkable or worse. Afternoon lineup was a couple of fat white girls, a couple of fat Black girls,…

So the club seems safe enough. Parking along the building was well-lit. Paid the cover and at the front counter they said the extra fee for the VIP area was going to be more if…

This was a midday, midweek visit. First time here. Bought the VIP room upgrade, which means they give you not one but two wristbands. Gee, now I feel inconspicuous, not. Believe the total damage to…

Used to like this place a lot more. Setup is pretty typical of NJ gogo. Big rectangle with two poles. Not sketchy, not posh, but it feels safe. DJ booth in back. No cover, but…

Here are the basics, once again: Entrance is free during the day, with a $5 soft drink. No alcohol, but you can BYOB. Dance is $30, in very private VIP rooms, one-on-one, with a door.…

Place was jumping at 7:00pm, with top-quality talent of every shape and size. Really surprised, given the fact that this place is in a sketchy row of stores with a shady liquor store next door…

Visited in the evening and the following afternoon. $5 cover daytime, $10 evening, plus you have to buy a $6 soft drink. Two poles, lots of girls working evening, but daytime had maybe less than…

First time here, early evening 8pm on a Friday night. Parking easy. No cover. Place felt safe. From the outside it looks crappy, but inside it was more like a small version of a high-end…

Gents! I have good news. The reports of the demise of the Playhouse are wayyy exaggerated. As a longtime visitor, I'd kept away figuring it wasn't worth wasting a trip and the time if there…

Been a couple of years since the last visit, and surprised to find my fave still working there, and still just as fun as before. A good time was had by all. First you…

If you're looking for mileage in the lean times in the Months of The Playhouse Desert, this is a good replacement. The place is chill, safe, and clean. The girls are friendly, and money…

So it's not a place with tons of gorgeous talent. At least, not in the afternoon or early evening. There's a scary old hag who's been here for more than one visit. Some not so…

One of the other reviews used the word "ambiance" in a review of Ballpark. I don't think you could find any trace of ambiance in this place, though you'd certainly find traces of lots more. It's…

Update from a couple of recent visits. Changing my ATF rating on Emma, however. Not that she's not sweet or curvy; she's both of those. But a little detached. She was chewing gum in my ear…

First of all, this is NJ's most reliable good time. Afternoon girls are all friendly, and your money goes a long way here. The rooms are more private than just about anywhere else (even with…

Discovered this spot recently and gave it a good review. But sometimes we get lucky once and it's not the real deal. Well, I can now say with confidence that this is on the list.…

First visit here turned out to be surprisingly enjoyable. Place doesn't look like much from the road. Just a little squat square building right at the corner. It actually looks a lot smaller from the…

Tried an afternoon visit here, only to be ripped off by a fatty who took me for a ride. Arrived to find a couple of gals outside smoking and chatting under the tent in front.…

So this place is definitely a craphole. It's smoky as hell, the girls are generally awful (more on that to come), and the atmosphere sucks. There's that. The other side, however, is that is clearly…

Still a go to for me. I'll make a visit whenever it's possible. Why? Casual, chill place without bouncer games. Girls who are very, very eager to please. And a mix-it-up environment where you can…

Seriously, write this one off. It's a filthy hole. The girls are menacing ugly, and aggressive. And the timekeeper will make sure to bother you loudly at the worst of any possible time. But on…

Visited a few days ago. Always thought the private rooms were a kind of cool thing. Go into a room with a locked door and do some not very exciting stuff. Mostly bump and grind…

Here are some updates on what you should know: Daytime is the time to go. Check the online schedule if you have a fave (playhouseloungeentertainment.com), it's usually pretty accurate. Erica, Talita, Thais will go far…

It was a time warp at PH, with two oldies-but-goodies back from what seemed certain extinction. The club's online calendar (which is a really nice feature, and it's usually pretty accurate) listed Crystal. That's…