They're Baaaack!

It was a time warp at PH, with two oldies-but-goodies back from what seemed certain extinction.

The club's online calendar (which is a really nice feature, and it's usually pretty accurate) listed Crystal. That's weird, since the Crystal who used to dance there hadn't been seen in months. Figured maybe she has returned, or maybe someone else decided to adopt this Top 10 Stripper Name. Well, sure enough, it was our old Crystal.

She's one of the club's unique attractions. American, sort-of-blonde, with lots of big, blown-out hair. Great body. Always greets with a big smile and often a very fake "How ARRRE you!?" But in the back, she was sensuosity defined. Not sure she's my thing, but if you've been missing her, she's back, Thursdays and Saturdays we're told.