The Sketchy and Skeevy Show

One of the other reviews used the word "ambiance" in a review of Ballpark. I don't think you could find any trace of ambiance in this place, though you'd certainly find traces of lots more.

It's smoky, first off. It's dingy, next. And the girls are downright scary.

But, yet, we fellas still walk in thinking it'll be different this time. I know I did. And it wasn't.

Skinny, bony, wasted dancers. Their dancing consists of some kind of wiggling around the pole, and aiming their junk at the bar. If there's ever someone worth a look, she's hanging with her buds over by the register and the lineup board. Very hit or miss, and mostly miss, for who's gonna be out front. I've seen one older gal there who is worth the trip, but most of the others just freakin' scare me off.