Ballpark Tavern
Closed
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*

Got lucky with one

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tuscl12345
Jul 10, 2018, 5:54 PM
Dancers
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

So this place is definitely a craphole. It's smoky as hell, the girls are generally awful (more on that to come), and the atmosphere sucks. There's that.

The other side, however, is that is clearly a full-service operation, where they'll wipe your windshield and rotate your tires, so to speak. An upgrade since my last visit is two shower curtains that offer some privacy (a lot, actually) in the couch room. The couch itself is still scary as hell and would light up a blacklight like fireworks on the fourth of July, I'm certain. Maybe bring your own tarp?

Most of what was dancing on this weekday afternoon was totally gross. Two fatties-with-fatties, nothing to look at. And one more girl who looked like she was in junior high and weighed about 70 pounds. WTF? I wouldn't have let her in the place. Definitely wouldn't let her dance. But in the past there's been a lot of coked up, meth-ed out skinny hoes on stage, so this wasn't such a surprise.

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