Needs better talent
Used to like this place a lot more. Setup is pretty typical of NJ gogo. Big rectangle with two poles. Not sketchy, not posh, but it feels safe. DJ booth in back. No cover, but you'll need to buy a drink (daytime). They do serve alcohol ($5 beer). Parking is hidden from view of the road behind the bldg, which is good because it sits at a big intersection with a traffic light. Bathroom is right near the front door, good for a quick cleanup and escape if that's what you need. Mirrored walls help a little to keep you able to see what's happening and who's coming out of the dressing room.
Dances are done on a common bench around a corner from the main room, comfy but no privacy if there's another custy getting a dance. VIPs, on the other hand, are very private in curtained rooms with padded bench/couch, small tables, and more or less your own space. Benches a little torn, but a good private space. More on that setup later.
After finding a couple of absolute favorite dancers a while back, the place has lately had pretty poor pickings in the talent dept. Even though the customer crowd during the afternoon is mostly older white guys, the talent is heavily women of color. A couple of delightful ones, don't get me wrong, on the younger side, including one with a British accent (whose stage name is London) and another sweet little spinner WOC who seems to be there a lot. There's an over-the-top aggressive gal who I think said she was Puerto Rican but is just too pushy for my taste. Another usual appearance is by a skinny Eastern European with a pair of completely fake, not-even-trying-to-look-real tits and a voice like Minny Mouse after inhaling helium. "I'm so horrrny!" is her usual refrain, with all the conviction of a recent lobotomy patient. I say refrain from taking her back, she's less fun than promised. The "house hag" is an overweight 'blonde' whose visit from the local trailer park might just scare you out of your clubbing habit for good. Also Jillian, a regular at PH Lounge, works here sometimes.
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