Don't go!

Seriously, write this one off. It's a filthy hole. The girls are menacing ugly, and aggressive. And the timekeeper will make sure to bother you loudly at the worst of any possible time. But on the plus side, wait.. there isn't one. Except that what happens here is a sure thing, if by sure thing you mean you'll get completely serviced without any resemblance to an erotic experience. She'll provide a place to put your stuff. She'll collect money. That will be that. You'll be mauled when you walk in, you'll be pestered by unattractive girls who won't leave, and you'll have the chance to enter an office cubicle for an uninspired if unlimited experience. It's a sure bet, but a sure loser. Don't know why it still calls.