Disappointed. Cons: Not much talent, not much skill. Pros: Mileage.

Wish I'd picked somewhere else.

Not far from the Detroit airport, if you need to squeeze in a visit before or after a trip. Kind of weird location. You drive thru a quiet, suburban neighborhood into what looks like a 1950's downtown, cross the RR tracks and there's a giant shining metal and neon sign glaring right at you. It felt like if Mayberry had a titty bar right next to the sheriff's office, and they put a big lit-up airplane on a sign post saying "Girls! Girls! Apple Pie!"

Mandatory valet parking ($7+ tip) and $20 fee. A steep price for a place in nowhere and with a selection I'll describe later as nothing at all special. It's a small bldg, but they make up for it by doing all the VIPs downstairs. Felt safe, but the lighting was obnoxious (rotating flashing beams aimed at you), maybe a booth would have been better than a table. Drinks were overpriced, too.