Dive with mileage offered

Divey joint. Rundown building on a side street. No flashy signs or blinking lights. Just a concrete block building on a quiet street right off the main drag, opposite side of the street from the nearby Walmart. Park on the street, not in the parking lots or you'll get towed, sign says.

Pretty empty. Grumpy guy works the door, takes $15 for admission and a bottle of water. Dark place with some seats around the stage. Stage has two poles but had one dancer. Also some seats not along the stage.

Daytime talent was two fugly Latinas and two white girls. One of the white girls is chubby but cute, the other is a little less than chubby and heavily tatted, pretty face.

They have $25 couch dances, the sign says 4 minutes. Since the place was empty, you'd have had the couch to yourself.

Their special offer is that their VIPs are curtained cubicles in the back, sign says $125 for 15 mins, $225 for 30 mins. High mileage offered.