Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

ol' Reliable!

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tuscl12345
May 24, 2024, 7:04 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Reliable! There's always something on the menu, something you've tried before or (less often), something new. So, for completeness, $10 admission (paid at the bar during the day) gets you a soda (free refills, and give your bartender a few bucks guys! She deserves it!) or you can BYOB beer or wine. Take a seat at the rectangular bar with two stages. Usually just one dancer at a time in the afternoon. Mirrors around the bar let you see who's sneaking up behind you. Girls circulate for tips, usually a buck in each of three spots they'd like you tuck your tip into.

Almost all are Brazilian, almost all over 30 yrs old, some amazingly way past that mark. There are a couple of girls who shouldn't be allowed out of the house, let alone be allowed to dance naked. But mostly these are women with a shape, not skinny little blonde things like you'll find in the gigantic chain clubs. They're eager to please and seem to really like their work. You will too, for sure.

The best part is that dances are in private rooms and usually very free roaming. You'll get a dance call-out over the speaker ("Room Six, that's two dances!") and unless you've indicated otherwise, dancers will ask before proceeding to another dance. Dances are $30 each. Three minutes each?? After a couple of consecutive dances, most of the gals seem to let you find yourself more comfortable and you'll rarely leave without having had a nice and satisfying experience.

Daytime visits are the way to go, before 5pm when shifts change. Mondays have a smaller selection than other days.

Not going to recommend any performers as you'll find your way based on what you see. Milla has a rocking body, especially for however many decades old she is, but she's a bit selfish and way too touchy with the spindly fingers. Erica is hot but doesn't circulate. Other than that, try out what you think you like and go back with someone else if that wasn't your taste. Generally, you can't go wrong here.

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