Not Paradise. Purgatory!

Tried twice, couldn't give my money away here! Complete waste of time. Fuglytown!

Had good memories of COI clubs from years ago, but this time, nothing to see in this town, which they've sort of renamed.

(The nearby McDonald's, just up the road, same side of the street, says on the receipt that it's in Hacienda Heights, which is way nicer sounding.)

Place is in a lonely strip mall with a convenience store/bodega that was closed at 4 in the afternoon. They have a stripper clothing store they also run, next door.