They snuck in a beauty tonight. Taylor Swift lookalike, only younger.

Seriously, not going to do the “describe the place” for somewhere that has 2,870 reviews. It’s safe, it’s clean, it's pink, parking’s easy and free. Wraparound bar with stage in the center. You don’t need the dimensions. Bottom line: the best club for fun in all of NJ, IMHO.

Did a rare evening arrival (weekday afternoons is when this place rocks, best Wed-Fri) to see an ATF who appeared on the schedule. Never trust the schedule they text. Entertainers come and go as they please, and the schedule is wrong more than it’s right, at least for those who aren’t there every day, all day. If they say Erica or Ruby are working, they’re working. (They're always working.) But if you’re expecting to find your special fave, it’s a coin toss if she’ll actually be here. Call ahead and they’ll tell you, if they pick up the phone. Wish they'd go back to posting a schedule.

Never found who I was looking for, but got a big surprise. On stage tonight there was a breathtakingly beautiful, tall, long, Taylor Swift doppelgänger dancer who was way too pretty for PH and probably young enough to be the child of any of the daytime dancers. Being she was blonde and pretty and American, she’d be the standard in a giant Texas club, but at the Playhouse this was quite the pleasant surprise. She finished her stage time and came right over for a dance.