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Reviews

108 reviews by toonz

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

My first stop in Canada was...

7.0/10

My first stop in Canada was Private Eyes, and yes, it’s very hard to find. (My thanks to Clubtreker for directions!) It seems that a lot of the clubs in Ontario are out…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 4

Crystals

Thorold, ON

Drive past the other strip clubs...

9.0/10

Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks more like a themed restaurant, and the atmosphere is a welcome…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, NY

I made a stop here on...

5.0/10

I made a stop here on a Tuesday afternoon as a warm-up to the clubs across the border. The club is located off of the Thruway at exit 49 near some industrial buildings on…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Temptations

Montréal, QC

Whoops! For some reason I...

8.0/10

Whoops! For some reason I ended up placing my last review of this place in the Gentleman's Choice column. Must've been the language barrier...or the beer. I made my first visit here last fall…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Gentleman's Choice

Montréal, QC

Whoops! For some reason in...

7.0/10

Whoops! For some reason in my last review I got this place confused with the Chateau de Sexe down the street. Must've been the language barrier...or the beer. Let's see if I…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Bar Downtown

Montréal, QC

Stopped in on a Monday night...

7.0/10

Stopped in on a Monday night during both the Jazz Festival and the American July 4th weekend. The place is much like other Ste. Catherine clubs. Go up the stairs, pay the $5…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Mardi Gras

Springfield, MA

It was the hottest Saturday so...

8.0/10

It was the hottest Saturday so far this year, and after a day riding the rides at Six Flags, I decided to check out the rides of a different sort. I hadn’t been to…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

After the Mardi Gras, I thought...

8.0/10

After the Mardi Gras, I thought I’d round out that hot Saturday afternoon at my crapshoot club. Predictably the place was DEAD, with only three dancers making the rounds. Most of the customers…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 3

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

I have to agree with DrkShadow...

7.0/10

I have to agree with DrkShadow that the mileage of this place has become more of a crapshoot than Forrest Gump’s chocolate box, and there’s no predicting what you’ll find when you walk in.…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, ON

I was in Toronto last weekend...

6.0/10

I was in Toronto last weekend and decided to check out some of the clubs near my hotel. My first stop was Zanzibar, which is located on Yonge St. near Eaton Centre. The…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 13

Filmores

Toronto, ON

My next stop after Zanzibar was...

7.0/10

My next stop after Zanzibar was Filmore's on Dundas. I got there late, but I was surprised to see the club quite so empty on a Friday night. The Fillmore is spacious but…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Mints

Niagara Falls, ON

Judging from the other write-ups on...

7.0/10

Judging from the other write-ups on this place, I was a little reluctant to stop in at first. Considering I didn't have a car and didn't want to deal with taxis on a Sunday…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Satin Doll

Providence, RI

I’m beginning to worry a little...

7.0/10

I’m beginning to worry a little about this place. The owners have installed a punch clock as you enter the private dance area. They’re trying a system where dances are measured by four…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, RI

Okay, I’m beginning to figure this...

7.0/10

Okay, I’m beginning to figure this place out. There’s a couple things you need to remember before setting foot in the CL. The hustle for dances begins pretty much as you walk in the door.…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Satin Doll

Providence, RI

After disappointing visits to Fantasies and...

7.0/10

After disappointing visits to Fantasies and Desire, I made my way over to my old favorite, the Satin Doll. The mood in the club was decidedly subdued. Only minutes before I got there…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

Club Fantasies is to the Foxy...

6.0/10

Club Fantasies is to the Foxy Lady what Six Flags is to Disneyland. The Foxy’s more famous and offers a less tacky atmosphere, but both are ridiculously expensive for what you get. The club is…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Desire

Providence, RI

Based on this club’s write-ups and...

5.0/10

Based on this club’s write-ups and advertising, I figured this would be my kind of place. A small Providence club that offers a good selection of women and $20 dances looks real good on…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, MA

The “Monson Ballet”, as some locals...

5.0/10

The “Monson Ballet”, as some locals call it, is on a high-traffic stretch of Route 20 that runs between Palmer and Monson. I’d driven past this place many times and decided to stop in.…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

I stopped by this place on...

8.0/10

I stopped by this place on Saturday afternoon and wanted to follow up my last review. The good news is that the Saturday shift dancers were all taking their stage money to feed the…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Over the last few months I’ve...

9.0/10

Over the last few months I’ve been watching the ratings creep up for this place, and since I was in the area on a Tuesday night, I thought I’d give it a try. The…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Allure

Fort Myers, FL

Since I was on vacation in...

7.0/10

Since I was on vacation in the Fort Myers area, I thought I'd stop in to experience my first Florida strip club. This was the best-reviewed place in town on TUSCL, and the reviews…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

The Club

Tyngsborough, MA

The Blue Moon is on Route...

5.0/10

The Blue Moon is on Route 3A near the New Hampshire border. I stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and paid a $3 daytime cover charge. The club has a small central stage…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, RI

I really wanted to like this...

4.0/10

I really wanted to like this place, especially because it's the "sister" club to my favorite Providence club, The Satin Doll. I walked in and found it to be a good atmosphere. A…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 1

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, MA

This remains my favorite Boston-area club,...

8.0/10

This remains my favorite Boston-area club, which I guess is kind of weird. There's no liquor license (many years ago they had one), and the 18+ admission means there are a lot of college…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 2

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, MA

Kind of a strange club. ...

4.0/10

Kind of a strange club. The main stage is L-shaped with a second stage used for shower shows on one side. The VIP room is off in one corner, the bar in another…

toonztoonzElite Reviewer· 21 yrs ago 3
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