Club Fantasies is to the Foxy...

Club Fantasies is to the Foxy Lady what Six Flags is to Disneyland. The Foxy’s more famous and offers a less tacky atmosphere, but both are ridiculously expensive for what you get.

The club is located on an industrial side street, easy to spot from the highway or Amtrak but a little hard to find once you’re in the neighborhood. As you enter there’s a small bar directly ahead, a rectangular stage in the center and a second bar on the right. A second stage is located behind the first stage, though it wasn’t being used that night. Behind that are several small private booths with comfy leather chairs for lap dances. The nude room is upstairs and requires an additional cover charge. The ambience reminds me of a tacky Polynesian restaurant, though one dancer said the place used to be a warehouse.

I was surprised to pay a whopping $20 cover on a Saturday night, though they were charging extra for a porn star duo act. About five or six girls dance at once, going to anyone who’s laid out a buck or two. The variety of dancers is a plus, with a nice mix of white, Asian, black and South American girls represented. The hustle for private dances starts almost as soon as you walk in the door, though it stopped once the duo started. The girls knew they wouldn’t be making any money with a lesbian porn duo on stage!