Reviews by toonz

This place was around the corner from my hotel, so I made it my next stop. Bad choice. I stopped by at around 2:30 a.m. and rang the bell. Did the customary…

The previous reviews aren’t kidding. While it’s easy to spot this place from the road, it’s virtually impossible to get here. If you’re coming from Vermont, you take Route 35 to the 10…

Decided to take in some comedy at the Juste Pour Rire Festival…and to check out different some Montreal clubs. My first stop was the infamous Café Cleopatra, located on St. Laurent at the corner…

I’m guessing the Kingdom is a fairly recent addition to the Montreal strip club scene. Lucky me, I get to be the first one to submit this club and review it. It’s more…

A recent Monday afternoon had a bigger crowd than many of the weekend nights I’ve spent in this place. While Cocoa kept it sensual and fun, I’m a little concerned that many of the…

Stopped in over the long weekend and noticed a few changes, most notably a big new awning over the front door. It’s now easier to spot this club from the westbound exit (which could…

Early Saturday night, I was in the neighborhood, so I decided to give Ten’s another chance. This was the first time I’ve seen the “new version” of the place. Unfortunately I arrived at…

The Satin Doll appears to finally be back to its old ways. The clock is gone, and I’m guessing that the old manager is too. The place seemed dead at first, but as…

Update on the infamous jukebox…they have a new one. I guess that means they don’t plan on wiring the back room for sound anytime soon. Strange, considering they proved why they needed speakers…

What can be said about this place that hasn’t already been said? The women range from attractive to skanky. God knows what’s growing on the seats in the back rooms. One thing…

My first visit to the Blue this year was on a Sunday afternoon. I got there shortly after they opened at 4:00, and it took a while for the place to get going.…

Yecchhh. After a strangely dead night at the Satin Doll, I decided to try out the competition around the corner. This place’s reviews have been improving lately, though I can’t say I agree…

I first went to this place a couple years ago on a fairly dead night. My, how times have changed. This place was body-to-body on a Saturday night, a much bigger crowd than…

Back in April I first reported the addition of the dreaded time clock. I hadn't been back since, and with all the controversy here, I was curious as to how the SD was holding…

A gloomy Thursday afternoon brought a surprisingly large crowd at the CL, though it seemed there were just as many dancers as patrons. The hustle started five seconds after I walked in the door…

Had to make a run down to the Philly area, and since this place has the highest reviews on the east coast, I knew I had to make a stop. I got in early…

After seeing what’s available across the river in Burlington, the Philly club scene is a disappointment. Daydreams is a nude club located in an old warehouse. While it makes for an interesting location,…

I guess if you want alcohol with your dances in Philly you have to go bikini. Decided to end my night with a trip to Cheerleaders. The club was crowded with post-game Eagles…

It was early Saturday night and I stopped here heading north before hitting the Tappan Zee Bridge. Surprisingly dead for a Saturday, though one of the dancers assured me business would pick up later…

Fairly dead this past Saturday afternoon. Despite this, it was one of those days where the ones I wanted were already taken and the ones that offered weren't what I wanted! Still, had…

Yes, it's too dark and the songs are too short, but the Electric HJ has become a mandatory stop for me on the ride between Boston and Hartford. The combination of the day shift…

I recently did a west coast swing and got to experience two well-known clubs. It was about 9:00 on a Wednesday night when I arrived at the O’Farrell. I’d heard this place was…

Had it not been for the brightly-lit sign, I’d have sailed right past the strip mall where this club is located. The club has a pleasant layout, with a main stage area and benches…

Stop #5 on my trip was the ‘Downer. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the place was moderately crowded. The club has low ceilings, a long runway for a stage and…

My sixth and final stop on the tour de strip was Seductions. Unfortunately I missed the legendary Cassie by a few minutes (she’s only on 12-5 in the afternoons) but I still had a…