Drive past the other strip clubs...

Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks more like a themed restaurant, and the atmosphere is a welcome change. It’s also a membership club, but the $5 card works in the places down the street as well. It’s usally less crowded than the other Lundy’s clubs, maybe because people haven’t gotten past the places that are a little closer to the Falls.

I arrived on a Wednesday night and discovered it was amateur night. Two women from the audience gamely got naked before the small crowd. I was approached by a couple dancers, and took the second one up on her offer. Kia is a brunette blessed with a natural figure that most dancers would kill for. It started as a typical hankie-on-your-lap Ontario dance, but her figure made it worth it. Touching was allowed everywhere except the kitty, and was accompanied by her moaning and fingering herself. It was great fun, and while extras weren’t offered, it was a thoroughly pleasant way to spend an evening.

I have to mark it down a little for the lack of extras, but this was certainly the best time I had in the Falls. There are times when you just want to grope, and this is a very good place to do it!