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11 years ago
I mean really...I kind of wish my birth name was Norrin Radd.
Course I probably would have wasted a bunch o' time surfing rather than posting here.
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11 years ago
C'mon Joker...you've got to admit that Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking ball nude with Nic Cage's face superimposed is freak-EEE.
And a dude naming his son Kal-el. That be some coo-el shit. I bet Kal-el will hate his dad in high school but thank him when he is thirty. Fuck yeah Kal-el!
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11 years ago
Well, I for one thank Alucard for stimulating some interesting reading.
In my reply to sharkhunter I mentioned that early stars had a short lifespan. I would only have been a few million years.
The First Stars in the Universe: Scientific American
www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=the-first-stars-in-the-un
So within about 100-250 million years hyper massive stars would form and rapidly undergo supernovas, creating the heavy elements. So it didn't thak 5 or so billion years for the first stars to go supernova and create heavy elements. There were appreciable heavy elements less than 250-275 million years after the Big Bang.
I have a vague memory of reading an expansion of these ideas suggestion that fewer stars greater than 140 stellar masses were formed than the link above suggests. But the models robustly predict very massive stars, be they only 100 or so solar masses or more like 300-1000 solar masses. Note that the lifespan of a 100-ish solar mass star (spectral class O) is only 5-7 million (NOT billion) years.
The stardust got made very early my friends. Pretty damn coo-el if you ask me!
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11 years ago
To quote the great William Shatner:
I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and
Dangerous if you don't believe in them
Why can't all these Gods just get along?
I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem?
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11 years ago
Where are you located loj009? What you can get depends upon where you are.
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11 years ago
Loj009... Learn from Juice. That dude can meet a chick and have a cucumber up her asshole in less that an hour. Dude does that shit for free. Just show up at the club with some produce and let nature take its course. Before long you'll be in the champaign room with a HAWT stripper takin' a zucchini up the ass while you facefuck her! Wee-haw!!!
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11 years ago
@shark -- my impression is that current theory suggests the earliest stars were on average very massive, moving to supernova in a short period of time and building up heavy elements quite rapidly. So amounts of metals (as astronomers define them anything other than H or He) built up fast.
So we've had plenty of time for two Alucards evolve. Alternative Alucard has 7 tentacles and is able to breath a mixture of CO and O2 and he digs BBTIFO (bare back tentacle in feeding oriface) from hot heptapods with red-pigmented filaments on their integument. He's a pretty cool heptapod, but he is constantly gettin' trashed by heptapod Dougsta...
There's also a heptaDallas that is really into slug throwers. HeptaDallas is also convinced that the unusually pigmented Leaderpod that sits in the square office of the Lavender house is a socialist. But the Leaderpod is actually in the pocket of their Ceiling Street, where heptapods interested in various aspects of finance work.
Totally different from the Earth.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I've grown to appreciate ilbbaicnl Juice. He's good people. Weird as fuck...but that's OK!
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11 years ago
Indeed, can you prove to me that you're NOT Juice?
And more to the point, how could you prove to YOURSELF that you aren't Juice? I betcha you can't do it.
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11 years ago
Joker my man...can you prove to me that Super_Mane is NOT Nicholas Cage? 'Cos it would be frickin' coo-el if Nic Cage posted here...
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11 years ago
Well, my experience is that most strippers will play Klingon boggle with you. Strippers really like EVERYTHING Klingon. You should learn how to speak the language. Qapla'
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
They are sluts if the finger enters the vagina or asshole (or asswhole, as the case may be).
And, for the record, I've got no problem with sluts. Some of my best adventures have involved sluts. SLUTS RULE!!!
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11 years ago
I comment and stay 'cos I'm genuinely interested in other perspectives. Like deogol's perspective on the duck dudes. We disagree a bit but our positions actually aren't that different (we both agree for example, that the duck dudes have the right to say what they want). But I think we get there in totally different ways and so there are aspects that we see in very different ways.
Don't expect to convert, but the perspective of somebody I disagree with can be interesting.
Plus, where else would you hear Juice stories? I never would have thought to show at a strip club with a bucket of KFC 'til I read Juice. Now I'm showin' up e'ry day with my own special recipe...the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay! That Juice dude is like Yoda (the Star Wars character, not the TUSCL member). He uses his Juicey mind tricks on the strippers..."these are the dildos you are looking for..." It is almost like the dude still posts here...despite bein' band!
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11 years ago
And Gamow said "let there ne a hot early universe" but there 'twas no carbon, nitrogen, or oxygen...
So God said "let there be Hoyle" and told him to make the heavy elements however he pleased!
Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
True dat Alucard! I don't have a problem wit' religious folk if they don't push their religion down my throat. I won't push my atheism down theirs.
But I won't be shy about sayin' I'm an atheist either. Rock on bro! Qapla'
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11 years ago
I never comment on other sites. TUSCL is a funny place so I took up commenting her. Perv on brother...perv on indeed!
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11 years ago
As the site says...
The most disturbing thing about Miley Cyrus’ new Wrecking Ball video occurs when you realize that with her haircut, Miley Cyrus resembles Justin Bieber from a distance. And then you realize, Justin Bieber could probably pass for a semi-attractive woman you would flesh-shank in a moment of lust.
Not sure if that is true (well, maybe for Juicebro...he's a wild 'n crazy guy) but keep that in mind and imagine Nic Cage's face thrown into the mix. Then go experience the video!
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11 years ago
@crsm27 -- like I said, my only real issue with Dallas is this idea of pushing everybody to carry and considering expansion of the number of armed citizens an intrinsic good that will reduce crime. If he just said "I want to retain my right the have a gun" I probably wouldn't even comment. It's a non-issue in America -- serious gun control efforts of any type ain't gonna come down the pike any time soon. If you think they are you haven't been paying attention.
I agree with your comment about criminals potentially targeting folks that seem weaker, and I'm all for folks taking whatever legal measures they want to defend themselves. But I'm highly skeptical that mass school shootings reflect the choice of a soft target. Somebody that does a mass shooting does it for emotional reasons. Killing children is, unfortunately, something that probably resonates with somebody that goes off the rails.
I'd be shocked if any of the recent school shooters did the calculus of "what's the likelihood of me being killed at a school vs a mall vs an NRA rally (I'd actually be curious what would happen with a miss shooting at an NRA rally...I suspect casualties would be higher due to panic and "friendly fire"...hopefully we won't find out).
If the pro guns in schools crowd proposed something reasonable, like giving faculty the right to do so as long as they kept regular on some sort of training, demonstrated proficiency, etc. perhaps it would be worth discussing. But just saying "have at it if you wanna come packing...". That'll be fun and games 'til panicky Mr. Appleby brings his Dirty Harry gun and starts blastin' away when a car backfires...
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11 years ago
Have you guys seen any of the stories about Hef's orgies? Apparently the dude takes mad Viagra and lies motionless with his dick pointing skyward while all the playmates jump on and ride for a bit.
Sounds kinda sad and disturbing. On the other hand, if I had lived Hef's life I'd be pretty jaded at this point.
So I'll break the rules and say "leave 'em all alone". I wanna fuck some of the hotter chicks on exploited college girls. Those chicks do nasty ass shit...
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11 years ago
An' I've got no issue with the Man in Black Mikey. I do have an issue with Christians that want to impose their beliefs through the law.
If somebody wants to express their Christianity through helping people and not judging 'em I say coo-el. If somebody wants to express their Christianity by thinkin' that all us TUSCL PLs are goin' to hell -- well I say they're entitled to their belief (both their belief in an afterlife and where we're goin'). If the latter fire-n-brimstone dude wants to close the nudie bar and take away my freedom o' choice...then I got a problem with him.
And if a Christian has an issue with me laughing at the extreme elements of their religion...fuck 'em.
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11 years ago
Fuck yeah Super_Mane.
You should also tell us your origin story. I bet you were hit by a radioactive meteor from another galaxy while jackin' it to a bunch of Hustler's Barely Legal straight-A students videos. 'Cos that would give anybody superpowers!
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11 years ago
@deogol -- to be fair to Mr. Dallas I'm exaggerating his position for comedic effect.
In reality, have no issue with Dallas wanting to retain his right to protect himself with a gun, assuming he is a law abiding citizen and doesn't do anything stupid with his gun(s). (For the record I don't consider *actually* preventing a crime, whether directed at oneself or another, to be stupid)
What I object to is the almost satirical positions the dude takes. Crime is a complex issue. If you look to Western Europe many countries have low murder rates and strong gun control. But Switzerland has tons o' guns and a low murder rate. That said, Norway has some of the strictest gun laws and essentially the same murder rate (slightly lower than Switzerland). There is a lot of hunting in Norway, but unless of read wrong Norwegians ain't walking the streets strapped (don't have to anyway withe the low crime anyway).
Do the same comparison in the states and you'll see similar patterns. NOLA is a frickin' war zone. Most cities I don't worry about wandering randomly into a sketchy area since I pay attention to the overall layout. Not so much with NOLA. But NOLA has lax gun laws.
Point being that guns ain't the variable that determines crime and this idea of "criminals won't do crime 'cos they think random dudes are packing" just doesn't hold water outside of fantasyland.
That said, I've seen no evidence that guns are bad socially (obviously they are on an individual level if you caught the bullet). So I'm fine with individual CHOOSING to carry or not as long as they don't do crime or stupid shit that hurts people.
But selling guns as a panacea for crime...that's bullshit and any reasonable analysis by actual social scientists that know what they're doing (and don't have an axe to grind) says it is.
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11 years ago
But ATACdawg... the cops don't arrest superheros!
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11 years ago
And the comments...so true. I mean really...you get totally on target comments like:
I don't understand how you can sit here and slag off Tumblr - as number one You haven't seen ALL the tumblr's that exist... and it depends on what you are searching for so if your children are searching these sites then it is clearly something they have heard in their surroundings... and another point is that your gay hatred is contradictory of the bible... as Jesus loved everyone - maybe you need to read the bible with kindness in your heart rather than hatred..
Damn commenter believes in the hippy Godspell version of Christ. She'll learn better when she's burning in the pit. (Joking aside, good to see a positive message, even if the poster shouldn't have taken ol' Christopher Christianson seriously).
OK...I'm returning to tumblr to look at the groovy pictures. I need to get myself in the metrosexual mindset now, 'cos ChrisTwire tells me that 'tis...
Satan’s Second Most Fabulous Demon
WEEE-YAW!!!
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Super_Mane should have been there to stop the crime. I'm sure he would have arrived in the Super_Mane_Mobile, saw the criminals, dropped trou and rubbed one out. Blast those armed assailants wit' his SUPERJIZZ!
Or maybe Mr. Dallas could have been there wit' his gun...NAH, I put my faith in Super_Mane. FUCK YEAH!!!!