Reviews by wallanon

Thought I'd walked into a hip-hop video once the doors parted on a Friday night. That's not a slight. Girls everywhere. Patrons everywhere. BYOL everywhere. The place was electric,...

Got tagged again for not having a shirt with a collar, but by then I had one on standby in the trunk. I read in another review this place is run by the...

This is one of those strange circumstances where I can't really recall why I gave a club a decent rating. I remember being there, remember how the place looks, remember the bartender being...

Got there right around closing time. A few of the girls were still around, and the ones I saw looked top notch. Some poor slob in a suit was getting helped up...

Keyhole-shaped main stage. Lap dance booths were actually up front near the door girl, but separated from the main stage area by a 3/4 wall which was the back of the booths and...

Kicked off my Wednesday at Legends, which by night's end had to be about the oddest run of clubs I've had in any town (including Vegas). So I wasn't really too keen on...

Had stuffed animals all over the place. Props, maybe. Some of them could've even been real for all I knew. Made for an interesting look, and the place did have a...

About an average club. This night I was there it was empty. Might have been one or two other customers besides me. A few girls (literally 3). Two were just...

Drove by this place completely by accident on the way to Show Palace on Spencer Highway. There are so many clubs in this town the directions can get you to a lot of...

Reminds me of Irving's in MD which is a club I really like, but Irving's works because it is small. This club is just a little too much of a good thing. ...

One line review: Agree with the previous review--not much to get excited about. I thought the main stage was interesting. Decorated like the wall of a castle. Has a doorway in the middle...

The place is pretty big on the inside, but part of it with another bar and more tables wasn't being used. After getting past a lobby that was almost as big as the...

This club was a quick visit. Just wasn't in the mood for what it offered. That said, was laid out pretty nicely on the inside. Two level club. Dance booths...

Went there twice about 10 minutes apart. The first time I wasn't wearing a shirt with a collar. So much for my casual slacks experiment. I really didn't want to turn...

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious. Got...

Heard this club has had a few issues lately with LE and the City. Before all that, I was there and didn't really get the sense the place was in any imminent danger. Over...

Walked in here and was not sure what to think. Unlike Showgirl Video, it was not obvious from the front this place was anything other than a video store. The entrance to...

Okay. Not my favorite club franchise. The fact they own Little Darlings redeems the brand somewhat, but that's a different review. I got here around 3AM and it was obvious the...

This is a story about Sheila. Or the all too common story of taking it for granted that guys won't leave. I get to Cheetahs driving myself and am told that all...

So I'm going through an old bag that was zipped up tight at the back of the closet. One of those business trip, keep stuff away from the woman bags. Out come...

Having escaped Paper Moon after a near miss with the fruitiest loop in the box, I was looking for a spot to wind down that hopefully had beer for less than $7 a bottle....

Shockingly good time. But not cheap. Heard VA clubs were terrible. Saw the Paper Moon in Winston-Salem, NC and had some fun there. Some of the girls rotate between the...

I've been calling this the Last Club in Maryland, since it was the only club listed on TUSCL that I hadn't seen in the Old Line State. This place is in a little...

This is where the week started to go terribly wrong. I-45 Southbound was a friggin' parking lot. Friday afternoon and I decided to drive crosstown to start the run down over by...