Okay. Not my favorite club...

Okay. Not my favorite club franchise. The fact they own Little Darlings redeems the brand somewhat, but that's a different review. I got here around 3AM and it was obvious the place was deader than dead. No cars around (1 or 2 = staff). The doors on the side of the building facing Industrial are all locked. Need to enter from the side. Cover I paid was $25. Didn't matter that I got there cab-free. Also didn't matter that the club was nearly empty.

If you're counting customers, that'd be completely empty. Giving credit where credit is due, they were still running dancers on stage late at night with no one around. Dark club, reddish hues in the decor with some purple thrown in. The main stage had a nice set up and good visibility from the peanut gallery even if guys were upfront tipping, assuming they actually had customers there, and the club is laid out well. Looking good has never been the problem for the Deja Vu brand, delivering the goods is another story. If the clubs sold alcohol I'd like them better. Other reviews have given pretty decent summaries of the different stages and dance areas here, and I didn't get a dance myself. Looks like the Vegas location might actually be ok in lap department if the other reviews are on the level, but again I didn't sample since I prefer not to be the only guy in the place during a set.

Took a seat at one of the tables up near the front (away from the juice bar and near the main stage at the far end of the club). Wasn't really digging the club, but I had just spent $25 and the chairs were comfortable enough. Alicia came over and sat down on my lap. Had long dark hair and a very nice figure. Brand new corset-style outfit set off the look. It was her first time wearing it so she was still thinking the purchase over. This is what tired people talk about at 3AM in an empty club. She was a solid 9 and I was tempted to get a dance, but swore years ago I'd never get another dance at a Deja Vu property since it shouldn't cost money to pay for air. 2 or 3 girls were still in the place, and none were below a 7.