Kicked off my Wednesday at Legends,...

Kicked off my Wednesday at Legends, which by night's end had to be about the oddest run of clubs I've had in any town (including Vegas). So I wasn't really too keen on this place at first glance. Not much to look at, not much going on stage and the decor really does seem like a small town lodge rather than a stripclub. Looks like they built the main stage into someone's house (hard to explain). But, the club kind of had the look about it so I sat around for a few minutes after buying a drink to wait for something interesting to happen.

An asian gal walked out at some point who looked promising. Had quite a few miles on her and some rock solid fakies, but it was the first stop of the night so what the hell. She seemed pleasant enough so off to VIP it was for a round of dances. Let me be clear, out of all of the clubs I have visited anywhere, that back area smelled the absolute worst. For all you Providence Cheaters fans who think that place has it bad, we're talking 1st Round KO no contest between the two. Foul. Crack a window. Crack a door. Punch a hole in the wall. Do something.

Dances were good, all things considered. Worth the $$$. Of course I had immediate buyer's remorse when I got back out front and saw the younger, hotter gals had arrived and dressed. Mainly white with a few exceptions. That's where the 8 came from. But by then it was time to check out some other places, though I chatted up a couple on the way out in case I decided to go back later. If you're looking for some high contact attention without a Treasures-sized dent in the wallet, give this place a shot.