Rejected Review1 yr agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Small town byobThis place has a bad reputation. It’s everything everyone says it is and yet not. Chairs are broken and wobbly, nothings been updated since…
Review4 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734First Time Out Since Before The PandemicMy 2 go to clubs in Prince George’s County are still on a forced COVID hiatus. I saw on FB that Mitzi’s had reopened, so I decided to trek out to…Oliver_Clothesoff_66Maryland
Review5 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Lackluster with a side of mediocreAfter hearing about the place for years, I finally made it to Mitzi’s. Friday night, about 8pm. No cars in the lot (yet people inside). $10 cover and BYOB. Was told I…Hazzard01
Rejected Review5 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Awesome time at Mitiz'sAlways have a blast here! Everyone is very nice and fun to talk to. Chill atmosphere. Great music. Lap-dances are amazing. It is Bring…
Review5 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Smoky, byob, boringI opened the door (despite sign to press button to be buzzed in), walked by the cash register (apparently there is no cover charge on this weeknight at 11 PM), and ordered…ficdon
Review6 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Not worth your timeShould’ve turned around the moment I saw 3 cars in the lot! Knew ahead it was BYOB so came in with left over Coronas. $10 cover + $2 for…wongmanNew York
Rejected Review6 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Not bad but not awesomeIt served it's purpose I guess. It wasn't a mind blowing time but I didn't hate life in there either. The VIP looked good…
Review6 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Chill Thursday night, really fun venue, but VIP is in no way worth it.Went to Mitzi's for the first time on Thursday around 10 pm. I had read the reviews and checked out the spot on google and yelp before heading over so i knew…CuriouspaulMaryland
Review6 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Slow night at a towny clubI was passing through on my way through Maryland and decided to stop in and check this place out. The other reviews are pretty accurate. Mitzi's has a solid towny feel. Dark, a…Roo09876District of Columbia
Review7 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734About what I expected....My first visit to Mitzi's in years was exactly as I remembered it. $10 at the door and BYOB. I went on a Fri nite, and there were about 8 dancers working.…swollenPete
Review8 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Won't stay openMitzi's is fully disadvantaged. They apparently think they have already maintained excellent tallent and eager customers,.... but nothing could be further from the truth. Extremely expensive private dances…bdchmmannassas va
Review8 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Mitzis . Visited in hopes the situation might have improved from last visit. It didn't! Plenty of parking, lite adequately. Parking lot paved. You go in they verify your ID.…SweetAss
Review8 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734BewareSo a few friends stopped in here as we were traveling through Maryland. Saw that it was byob and we're happy because we had a cooler full of beer. We only wanted…Rock9112Maryland
Review8 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Can't RecommendCan't recommend for one reason, no contact. Any private dance from any dancer at any price without 2 way contact is a ripoff. That said the locals seem to enjoy it, so…Il8vStripper5
Review8 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734If it were another bar closer I would have made the driveFirst off the title may be a little harsh. I mean it's Hagerstown. Walked in and they take your drink and put it behind the bar. Women will greet you but trust…tusclA catch-all account
Review9 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Good place to relax I hit Mitzi's about once a month when I'm in the area for work. I have also hit the WV clubs a short drive south. Mitzi's is one of my favorite clubs…Wil09Maryland
Review9 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734decent placeIt was a decent place not overly packed but well filled of the six or so dancers I saw most were pretty good looking one definatly had some more cushion for the…tusclA catch-all account
Review10 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I have gone here a few...I have gone here a few times over the years, and I always regret going here. Hard to find in Funkstown, which is a little boro near Hagerstown. $10 cover.…jaying84Maryland
Review10 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Mitzis is a byob and like...Mitzis is a byob and like the others have said it's got a screwy system of charging you for your own drinks. This place is a bar that apparently lost or transfered…hornywonMaryland
Review11 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Ok, Shadow... I get it (dancer...Ok, Shadow... I get it (dancer self-promotion... I don't blame you). I can't knock your hustle. You said, "...to clear up a few things about the place. It's not a rip off, if…SC_AfficionadoFlorida
Review11 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I wrote my original review to...I wrote my original review to clear up a few things about the place. Its not a rip off if you use ur head and do the math compared to bmore dc…shadow1713
Review11 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I was on my way thru...I was on my way thru the area and I had passed this club many times because I have not heard many good things about it I have always just kept on…ryguy99Texas
Review11 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Over all the club is a...Over all the club is a small nice atmosphere I did not like having to pay for my beer twice being a byob club I had to pay for each beer I…clubman1968
Review11 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Well I haven't been to Mitzi's...Well I haven't been to Mitzi's place in about a year, but in general it's a fun night out with a few caveats: 1) The cover charge of $10 is excessive considering there…johnwinstrol
Review12 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Have been here several times over...Have been here several times over the years and this is NOT a large ritzy place like some of the clubs down the road in WV but the smallness tends to make…licketyclit
Review12 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734NO offense, to you, Shadow... but,...NO offense, to you, Shadow... but, Mitzi's is a big strip club RIP OFF (w/mediocre talent)!! It's NOT a good omen, when a dancer has to promote the club... Mitzi's is on the…SC_AfficionadoFlorida
Review12 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I work at mitzis in funkstown,...I work at mitzis in funkstown, md, and my stage name there is shadow. im 5'4 without my heels green blue eyes black hair and 130 lbs. i do alot of pole…shadow1713
Review13 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734First time here. Visited on...First time here. Visited on the way down I-81 on a long drive from Binghamton to Richmond. Got there around 7:30 and the place had just opened, I think.…nickontheroad
Review14 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Was traveling back to VA from...Was traveling back to VA from PA, and decided to check this place out as it was not too far off the beaten path and was NOT a WV club. I found…thenewno6
Review14 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Was in the area for business...Was in the area for business and decided to check out some new places. Unfortunately, I forgot that I crossed the state line and this was a BYOB place. When taking my…igloo9999Ohio
Review14 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Mitzi's is a strange club -...Mitzi's is a strange club - strange in the layout, strange in the location, strange hours, strange in the drink program... and strange that I actually enjoyed it! This is an old…SometimeVoyagerFlorida
Review14 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I arrived at opening and only...I arrived at opening and only one dancer was at the club and 3 customers, but after an hour or so another 3-4 dancers showed up. Overall dancers were OK with…almnd
Review14 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734There is only one thing that...There is only one thing that saves this place from being just another out of the way hick nudie bar-and thats the dancer named Brenda.I was told she had been there at…tusclA catch-all account
Review15 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Basically a little bar in a...Basically a little bar in a small town just outside of Hagerstown. It is on a very quiet street. It is byob, and you can walk next door to the bar to…jrsFlorida
Review15 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I have been to Mitzi's many...I have been to Mitzi's many times over the years and unfortunately it has never been consistent. Some nights I regret paying the $10 cover, while others have been outstanding.…carfan66
Review15 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734For the Area, this place is...For the Area, this place is your best bet! Beggers can't be choosers when it comes to stripclubs in this area of Maryland. The Dollar goes along way here. For those…PolePositionInsiderMichigan
Review16 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Visited Mitzi's on a Saturday night.......Visited Mitzi's on a Saturday night.... Overall: Just... OK! First off all, it's in the Hagerstown Maryland area. And, unless you're familiar with the Hagerstown Md, it can be quite a challenging place…SC_AfficionadoFlorida
Review16 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734Stopped into this place on a...Stopped into this place on a Friday night. Not really what I was expecting as I'm used to the clubs in WV not too far away. There were a few…emelv
Review16 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I've been calling this the Last...I've been calling this the Last Club in Maryland, since it was the only club listed on TUSCL that I hadn't seen in the Old Line State. This place is in…wallanon
Review19 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734The club building is ok- about...The club building is ok- about a 5 to 6. There were 4 girls dancing when I was there. 2 - 3's, a 4, and a 5. The dances are private and…grateful
Review19 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734This is the best and worst...This is the best and worst club in the area. The only club in the area. $10 cover BYOB club. went there on a weekend night and 8…Lance108New Jersey here
Review19 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I went there late on a...I went there late on a Wednesday night. It's a nice club. One stage, a pool table. $10 cover was a bit steep, considering (a) there were only about 3 guys (maybe…friedrichFlorida
Review19 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734 Visited Mitzi's on saturday...Visited Mitzi's on saturday for the 1st time in about 3 years. It is still a BYOB club, with a $10 cover charge after 9pm. There were 6…dizzyjd57
Review20 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734I went to Mitzi’s on a...I went to Mitzi’s on a Tuesday nite, and despite being the only club for miles around, it was pretty dead. There were only five customers, and one of the dancers…BK
Review20 yrs agoMitzi's Lounge48 Frederick Rd Funkstown, MD 21734So I stopped in here last...So I stopped in here last week and I would say that if you have to pick a place to go during the week that this probably isn't the place to be.…just_trying