The Vault Gentlemen’s Club
2618 Winrock Blvd Houston, TX 77057

Heard this club has had a...

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wallanon
Oct 1, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Heard this club has had a few issues lately with LE and the City.

Before all that, I was there and didn't really get the sense the place was in any imminent danger. Over at Treasures and elsewhere the dancers were really skittish, but not here. Think it has more to do with the location of the club. But I digress. The place was laid out nicely with one main runway stage and two small satellite stages on either side of the main floor. The main stage area is sunken down by a few steps, so the place has a bit of a theater feel. Club was very well appointed, which is typical of the PH brand. Not to kick a place when it's down, but I found the spot to be a little too corporate for my tastes. Not just the guys in suits walking around, some clubs just draw that crowd, but the dynamic was a little too "money money money" for me. Not to mention that the dancer I spotted that really piqued my interest vanished before I was able to see what she was about. She went by Belle, and this slender yet curvy brunette was easily a 10.

So things were pretty much alright, Belle was onstage and I asked her to drop by after tipping. Enjoyed the eye candy. She wasn't really blazing new territory with her moves, but once a dancer hits a certain level on the 10 point scale does she really need to? As her set was winding down, suddenly a blonde blur comes flying in like a free safety trying to break up an end zone pass. Nevada was then on my lap. Slender. Very cute face. Would not leave. Politely mentioned that I was waiting for someone else (which she clearly knew given the timing of her tackle). So rather than trying to walk out of the club with a smile and a positive review to write, I instead watch one of the hottest strippers I saw in all of TX look a little irritated and walk off. In case you're wondering why NV wasn't dropped on the floor, she'd said that the other gal had another song on the side stage so she'd sit until then. Sounded reasonable…until the side stage sat empty for the next song.

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