Reviews

Went by on a Monday evening around 8pm. Similar to the other review from a while ago, I went by the club at a time that TUSCL says they are open for business. This club…

Visions looks like it's a converted buffet restaurant or some kind of meeting hall. I didn’t see this club at its best, but I saw it so here’s a review. It had video games at one…

This is possibly my final review for this place. In a nutshell, the girls prefer the Owner’s Room because it comes with strawberries and stuff. Why does that matter? Because regular dance options are no…

Didn’t get out of the parking lot. Door was locked, but the club possibly was open? This location is a tiny shack right off the main road. Up until this point the smallest club I’d…

I generally like this club. Big main stage. Decent mileage for tips some boob action. Dancers are totally nude on stage depending on the dancer. Square stage with poles in two corners that go up…

I have it on good authority that this is the better of the two Paper Moons in Richmond. It seems like I caught both on an off night, since my experience was the opposite. $12 cover…

Club was not hard to find and had a decent amount of parking out front. Unlike most of the clubs I saw in Virginia it had a bit of curb appeal. Night shift doorman will…

A Club That Specializes in Cheap Lapdances and Nothing Else...What Could Go Wrong? From time to time some of the longtime TUSCLers take issue with me reviewing crappy clubs. If the alternative is to keep reviewing…

Deja Vu Spokane is OK. This was not the way I thought I’d start the review. For those who’ve been reading my reviews over time, you know that I’m not a fan of the DV…

This club is literally off the main strip. Not much real estate, and the parking out front is a tight fit. Almost the lost the front end of the car I was driving...twice. The first…

It looks like recent reviews and comments haven't been that great from the regulars. I've been here once. This club was my second choice in town on a day where I had less time than…

This is one of the coolest clubs in the entire fucking world. Most of this review is from the archives. I was looking for something else in my notes, and realized I never posted a…