First things first, I like this...

First things first, I like this place. Stayed a while. Only left because I didn't want to spend the whole night in one place.

This is a review that could easily stretch out into a couple of pages of little stories and randomness, from the moment I walked in and stood facing Lena a smoking hot Russian on overdrive until I bumped into Crystal and Sabrina on my way out. Nice couple of dances with Lena that I begged out of when I caught the sound of a mini vibe coming from the direction of an acrobatic caramel spinner in the corner. Ran into her later, too, and she put the hardware to good use. Then there was the latina honey who I spent a good part of the evening trying to hook up with (and vice versa) while other dancers wandered in and out of the frame. Depending on your mood this can be wild place or completely mellow (or both in the same night).

Giovanna was definitely game and gave some nice body shots but it was like a full court press trying to get around her. When the latina and I crossed paths midway through my visit, it was one of the most puzzling conversations I've ever had. Ultimately I figured out that "my foo!" was her dinner and that she was pretty hungry, other than that I think she was on something but sexy as hell. The last time she came by I had Rial on tap. Brunette, had been dancing one week at the time. I mention her specifically because she was one of the few obviously new dancers I ran into in 2008 that understood instinctively a lap dance is not an invitation to crush a guy's nuts. Thank you. Hopefully she's still around there and just as charming. And if by some random chance some hot chicks pull in beside you outside and ask to talk, do it.