The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

There are several little annoying things...

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wallanon
Jan 5, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

There are several little annoying things about this club. The parking lot is a total pain in the ass. It's laid out all wrong and the more knuckleheaded patrons leave their cars all over the place and block others in while they talk BS to each other and pretend to fight. I also had to make two trips because I got there too close to closing time the first time through (heaven forbid they let you just take a quick look if you're willing to fork over the cover). The third is that they don't keep the club open for dances only. That's $$$ left on the table for the club and girls and no fun for guys who'd prefer a little quiet time after hours.

It's still in my personal Top 10 at the time this review is being written, though. St. James got there by rolling out a near unbeatable combination of upscale atmosphere, top shelf women (at least on nights with a few of them standouts anytime, anywhere) and private room dances. Yeah, other clubs have that but most not like this. The main stage is very slick. Double staircase on either side, kind of like Treasures in LV but doesn't have the country club look that Treasures does. Really the whole place is well done. It's lit very brightly, which 99 times out of 100 I'm not going to like but this place offsets it with tremendous eye candy. The rumors were true.

BTW - Giving credit where credit is due, the DJ actually told relatively good jokes. A DJ with no jokes is worth 10 with bad ones.

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