Reviews by wallanon

One line review: Agree with the previous review--not much to get excited about. I thought the main stage was interesting. Decorated like the wall of a castle. Has a doorway in the middle backed…

The place is pretty big on the inside, but part of it with another bar and more tables wasn't being used. After getting past a lobby that was almost as big as the club…

This club was a quick visit. Just wasn't in the mood for what it offered. That said, was laid out pretty nicely on the inside. Two level club. Dance booths were…

Went there twice about 10 minutes apart. The first time I wasn't wearing a shirt with a collar. So much for my casual slacks experiment. I really didn't want to turn around…

Didn't like the vibe here at all. Clearly thought it was a better club than it was, and fewer things are more annoying in a strip club than it being pretentious. Got shit…

Heard this club has had a few issues lately with LE and the City. Before all that, I was there and didn't really get the sense the place was in any imminent danger. Over at…

Walked in here and was not sure what to think. Unlike Showgirl Video, it was not obvious from the front this place was anything other than a video store. The entrance to the…

Okay. Not my favorite club franchise. The fact they own Little Darlings redeems the brand somewhat, but that's a different review. I got here around 3AM and it was obvious the place…

This is a story about Sheila. Or the all too common story of taking it for granted that guys won't leave. I get to Cheetahs driving myself and am told that all parking…

So I'm going through an old bag that was zipped up tight at the back of the closet. One of those business trip, keep stuff away from the woman bags. Out come two…

Having escaped Paper Moon after a near miss with the fruitiest loop in the box, I was looking for a spot to wind down that hopefully had beer for less than $7 a bottle.…

Shockingly good time. But not cheap. Heard VA clubs were terrible. Saw the Paper Moon in Winston-Salem, NC and had some fun there. Some of the girls rotate between the different…

I've been calling this the Last Club in Maryland, since it was the only club listed on TUSCL that I hadn't seen in the Old Line State. This place is in a little town…

This is where the week started to go terribly wrong. I-45 Southbound was a friggin' parking lot. Friday afternoon and I decided to drive crosstown to start the run down over by Galveston…

Latino club. Lots of those around Houston, at least more than I'm accustomed to seeing. But if you like variety, you definitely have clubs that specialize in different ethnic tastes.…

Petite hottie Sherry from El Salvador was on stage when I walked in. That's the good news. Smallish club. Rough looking crowd. Not in a great part of town. You…

Walked in briefly and the place didn't make much of an impression, good or bad. Since I was trying to catch the goings on around the entire Block, I put this one on the…

This is the last club on the North side of The Block heading away from the police station. It's a downstairs club, with nothing that really stood out about it during my brief visit…

Stage right bar. The place looks a little worse for wear, even by Block standards. Walked in feeling the same. Voice had gotten a little raw from having to scream to communicate…

Had a better, but not great visit the second time around. For whatever reason I couldn't remember which club was which between Chez Joey, Diamond Lounge, and this place so I took another look…

One of the more generic Block clubs. Downstairs place, stage right. Club has potential but it needs to purge the moody chicks. Might be one to check out if you have the…

Stage left. One line review: You might be the best looking dancer in this club, and one of the best on The Block even, but that doesn't mean I'm going randomly pay out that…

...a little later the doorman saw me when I had peeked back down Custom House because I'd forgotten what club was to the left of that POS Mouse Trap. Pussycat is on the corner…

This place is literally a hole in the wall. The best thing it has going for it is a full size pool table that takes up about half the club the place is so…

Took a detour here on the way to the Rhino because I knew this spot actually shut down for the night. Got here just before close. Actually, they were already closed when I…