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8 months ago
How much better would fake rakes be if they were way more soft and squishyI think new implants today are way better than in the past. Unlike skibum they are not boner killers for me, but the exact opposite. I love the way they contribute to the girl’s overall form and create a visual feast, especially with the right outfit, lots of cleavage and of course side boob! I prefer silicone to the gummi bear boobs, they are more squeezable imho.
Nothing against a great pair of naturals, but if they are too big and floppy then I miss the extra internal architecture to give them shape and gravity-defying properties!
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8 months ago
Lunch breakThat’s the dayshift hall of fame right there, maybe add Dallas, Kat, Alliana, and that lineup is just outstanding. There’s a reason they stay so busy!
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8 months ago
Thursday Afternoon in PhoenixMustang is a Phoenix treasure and legend for sure!
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8 months ago
There’s Always One Great OneThe Nikki at Bourbon is a very cute blonde and busty eye candy, but terrible mileage in VIP, very limited touch. She doesn’t even approach me anymore because she knows I’m gonna pass.
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8 months ago
There’s Always One Great OneWe may be talking about different Nickis. The Nicki I remember was a 5 foot nuthin dirty blonde with magnificent DDs, and she’s from Oregon, not Kentucky. She worked weekdays at the HL for 20 years, but is now retired, never to be replaced!
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8 months ago
There’s Always One Great OneNikki is retired, and missed!
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8 months ago
Blazing Saddles is 50 years old.What knockers! Why thank you doctor!
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8 months ago
Blazing Saddles is 50 years old.Wait one second while I whip this out!
My mind is a raging torrent of rivulets of thought cascading into a pool of invigorating alternatives!
Gee Mr. Lamar, you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!
More schnitzelgruben? 14’s my limit baby!
And so many more! Saw this at the drive-in movie in 74, and eventually had almost all of the dialog memorized!
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8 months ago
Wednesday Afternoon in North PhoenixShelby and Amanda were a killer tag team at the HL back in the day…..
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8 months ago
Favorite line, lines or stanza of any song ever recorded.On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair. Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
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8 months ago
Greatest guitar solosYeah Glenn was definitely great. Since we’ve brought country into the mix, you have to appreciate Vince Gill’s tremendous Telecaster on songs like Liza Jane and Oklahoma Borderline. Killer riffs!
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8 months ago
Greatest guitar solosI’m a fan of all the classics, including those listed by whodey above, but I also love the late great Terry Kath on Chicago’s 25 or 6 to 4. Do a YouTube search for the Ukrainian cover band Leonid and Friends covering this song - their young guitarist is absolutely killer. My other favorite solo is Jeff “Skunk” Baxter on Bodhisattva with Steely Dan. The solo is long, complex, and elegant. Let’s hear some more!
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8 months ago
Things young people have never seenCleaned out my garage this morning and actually threw out a functional 8-track player, which I bought new sometime in the mid-70s. For those that had 8-track players in their cars, how many had a folded piece of cardboard to jam under the 8-track to get the tape aligned with the heads on the player? Cassettes? CDs? Fuck em, I am loving this streaming world!
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9 months ago
WM Open Weekend After all the rain outs and Saturday craziness at the Open, it’s not surprising that there would e some pent up demand for something fun to do on Saturday night. Bourbon was also super busy on Wednesday night before the Open. Most of the regulars were working, and there were a lot of very nice new faces in the house as well!
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9 months ago
2nd best club in PhoenixOld guys rule because they spend money! Also, most if not all of the named dancers listed work nights, not dayshift. I go to both clubs, each has its pros and cons, but distant second? Not in my opinion, but YMMV!
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9 months ago
Disappearing Private messagesWhen I click on the messages link, I get only some of my full thread histories. For some it only seems to show the text of my last sent message, but when I click on that I get a blank box to send a message to myself. However, if I hit refresh on the message list, it comes up with the names and full thread history. Weird.
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9 months ago
Disappearing Private messagesI'm having similar experience. I spent an hour writing an extensive PM to another member, and clicked send, but it seems to have disappeared.
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9 months ago
mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
A mixed bagI gave up on the kitchen here a long time ago. I once waited 45 minutes for a burger that was served cold. I was pissed and walked out. One of my faves told the head bartender Tammy about my experience and she offered to make it right. So if you get lousy service at Curves, st least on dayshift, complain to Tammy and hopefully she’ll fix it. Or you can just enjoy the girls and don’t order food!
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9 months ago
Questions regarding PHX Clubs! Bourbon Street has a little office at the entry where they collect entrance fees at night. If you just have a small carryon they might be willing to hold it for you. On the other hand, the club is not crowded during dayshift; you could just set your stuff by your table. You would have to trust it to be OK if you went to VIP (which you will), but honestly I think it would be fine.
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9 months ago
Got a Case of the Mondays!I don’t hesitate to kick one of the Cubans out of a seat on the wall if necessary. Sometimes I’ll buy a dance or two from whoever I displace as a show of good faith. Usually the door guy does it for you if they walk you to a seat. As for BSC, I’ve been told by a couple of dancers there that Mondays during the day are usually pretty good for them, lots of weekend horndogs that just can’t handle going back to work.
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9 months ago
Certainly Uncontaminated by Dancers (to borrow from Python's "Cheese Shop")Jared from Subway - LOL! Nicely done CP, made me spit laugh in the lobby of my dentist’s office!
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9 months ago
Desert Flowers Come to Life Down on Bourbon StreetNice review. Susanna is fun once you get to know her and Layla is indeed a Persian Princess. Super hot with an amazing rack! Sounds like you caught it on a good night.
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9 months ago
TUSCL AlertsI like the Alerts function, keep the upgrades coming Founder! Thanks!
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10 months ago
Not the club of my dreams100% agree with Heellover. I’m amazed this place stays in business. Read ANY online info about Phoenix area clubs and this dive is universally condemned as a terrible rip off joint. Sorry to the OP, you had many better options than this place to take your wife. STAY AWAY!
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10 months ago
Bourbon is Top Value 2024We have some of the same favorites. Roxy and Bunny usually come in well after 10pm later in the week, and they often get signed out to the champagne rooms, often for the full shift, so consider yourself lucky to get them in your lap in VIP. I had to look up RBF (resting bitch face), and can see why you would say that about Bunny, but I agree she’s very nice. LOL about the “skip button”, especially for Nikki and Madison. I agree the $20 VIP dances are a great value, even without extras, I’m hoping they don’t get any ideas about raising their prices. As for dayshift, there are some long time “anchor dancers” that work days and are very friendly. It can be very slow, but that means you don’t have a lot competition for dancers.