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Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
Lake Forest Park, WA
I'm hoping this club just had an off night, but I have a feeling it's just a general decline in quality. This has been my go-to club in Seattle for five or six years, and…
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
Lake Forest Park, WA
I hopped down to Seattle for a short trip last weekend and dropped by this club on Saturday night. I arrived a little before 9:00, paid the $20 cover and grabbed a seat by the…
Disturbio (was Prestige Mens Club)
Puerto Vallarta, JA
I was staying at a resort that was about a quarter mile from Prestige and it was my first trip to Mexico, so I thought I might as well check out a Mexican strip club.…
Shakerz
Surrey, BC
I made the trip out to T-Barz for the first time last night, arriving shortly before 9pm to avoid the cover charge. It's about a half mile walk from the Surrey Central Skytrain station and…
Paramount Club
New Westminster, BC
I don't normally make visits to the 'mount less than a few months apart, but I was in that part of town, it was Saturday night, I had nothing to do, and I had enough…
Paramount Club
New Westminster, BC
I went to the 'mount around 9 pm last night for the 2-for-1 lap dances on Sunday nights, which helps add to the Value rating in this review. They're also offering twofers weeknights from 6-8pm…
The Library Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
I was at Cheetah's a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon and had a pretty good time. They seem to have cleaned the place up a bit since the last time I was…
Cecil Showroom Pub
Vancouver, BC
I stopped in at the Cecil last night for a couple of drinks after staying away for around 9 months. You can scroll down to my February review to see what pissed me off last…
Déjà Vu Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
I went to the Vu while in Vegas last week. Decent sized crowd when I got there around 1030 - 11ish, but it thinned out considerably by midnight. I was the only person at the…
OG Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, NV
I went in to the OG on Labour Day, somewhere around 11pm. I walked up from the Sahara but still had to pay full cover, which is almost enough to convince me to take a…
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
I went to the Rhino twice while I was in Vegas last week. On Tuesday night, the day after Labour Day, it was downright quiet, with plenty of space and empty tables but still a…
Paramount Club
New Westminster, BC
I popped into the 'mount last Friday night, around 10:30. I had a good time, better than the 6-7 rating, but that's almost exclusively due to one dancer, Nadia, and I won't hype the club…
Rick's
Seattle, WA
I was driving up the I5 from Portland back to Canada and had to get off of the road to avoide the Seattle rush hour, so what else to do but drop into Rick's for…
Jiggles
Tualatin, OR
I dropped into Jiggles for the first time while I was in Portland last week. The club looks okay, clean and with decent lighting but not too flashy or upscale. My $15 cover included all…
Cecil Showroom Pub
Vancouver, BC
Five of us arrived at the Cecil around 12:30 on Friday night. Cover was $7 each and the place was packed. I saw a booth with a "Reserved" sign on it and questioned a bouncer…
No 5 Orange Showroom Pub
Vancouver, BC
I dropped into the Five last night with some friends, my first visit in a couple of years. The cover was $10 and they were checking all IDs. This isn't a large club and it…
Paramount Club
New Westminster, BC
I dropped into the 'mount last night around 9:30 for a few hours, dropped a few hun and had a good time. Not as good a time as I would've had for the same ammount…
Cecil Showroom Pub
Vancouver, BC
I hit the Cecil on Friday night after work with a few buddies. We got there around 7, cover was $3 at that time, and we had no trouble finding seats. There were seats available…
The Fox
Victoria, BC
I was on the Island for a party last weekend and had some time to kill during the day so I figured I'd stop in and check out the Fox so I could post it's…
Déjà Vu Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
After managing to get a bit of a buzz drinking relatively inexpensive "video poker cocktails" at Caesars I decided to head to the Vu for my last night in town, Tuesday, May 22 at around…
Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours
Las Vegas, NV
I was staying at the Orleans hotel this trip so not dropping into Seamless, which is right across the street, seemed like a waste of money on cab fares. I got there a little…
OG Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, NV
Over a year since my last, very disappointing visit to the OG but I was curious to check out the renovations so I decided to go for an afternoon visit on Monday, May 21, arriving…
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
I arrived at the Rhino about 10:30 on Sunday night, May 20 and the place was freaking packed. Inadvertently scheduling my vacation to coincide with two very large conventions was obviously going to hamper…
Cecil Showroom Pub
Vancouver, BC
I dropped into the Cecil on Saturday afternoon with a couple of guys from work after we'd grabbed lunch at Vera's, one of Vancouver's best burger joints. The crowd was sparse but mostly out…
Cecil Showroom Pub
Vancouver, BC
Fairly early visit on a Friday evening, that plus the torrential rains of the past few days meant the crowd was pretty thin. Cover charge was $3 before 8pm and a pint of ale ran…
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