I was staying at the Orleans...

I was staying at the Orleans hotel this trip so not dropping into Seamless, which is right across the street, seemed like a waste of money on cab fares. I got there a little after midnight on Monday, May 21. The dancers looked good and there seemed to be enough of them to handle the number of strip club customers, but once again I found that there were too many people (couples and groups) who were just hanging out, gawking and taking up space while waiting for the after hours club to start up. Also, I found myself once again ruing being in Vegas on vacation at the same time tens of thousands of conventioneers were in town because the large groups of guys still in suits and ties were much more attractive to the dancers than the lone guy in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.

The bartenders were quick with a drink order, $10 for a top-shelf highball, but the waitress service was spotty at best. I did have one of the bouncers check that I was having a good time and offer his help if I saw a dancer I wanted while I was wandering around. This was the first time I've visited and seen the champagne glass in the entryway occupied by a topless hostess; I don't know how they pick for that job since it was the same girl when I left and she certainly wasn't making any money in there.

I got sets from two dancers. Sincere, a very cute brunette with a nice frame and words "spoiled" and "rotten" tattooed down the backs of her forearms gave a sensual lap dance but kept trying to upsell to the VIP. The second set was from an very pretty, enhanced, blonde Asian girl whose name I've forgotten but who said she was from Seattle and she used to come up to Vancouver to get drunk with her friends when she was 19; she was very hands on and encouraged my to spank her several times.