I'm hoping this club just had...

I'm hoping this club just had an off night, but I have a feeling it's just a general decline in quality. This has been my go-to club in Seattle for five or six years, and I get down there three for four times a year. Sure, quality varies from visit to visit, but this night was must one disappointment after another taking the stage.

On a Friday night by 10, you'd think that the club's A-list would all be in, but most of this handful of girls should have been working the Tuesday morning shift - a fat chick, a girl whose belly sagged like she'd given birth a week ago, a girl with some of the worst tattoos I've ever seen outside a gang, an anorexic, one who looked 50, and 8 out of 10 had nipple piercings (a major turnoff for me).

I think I'm going to have to check out someplace else the next time I get to Seattle.