I was staying at a resort...

I was staying at a resort that was about a quarter mile from Prestige and it was my first trip to Mexico, so I thought I might as well check out a Mexican strip club. I did my recce during daylight hours and walked there around 9:30 on my last night in town. About a block from the club, a guy approached me and asked if that's where I was going. He had coupons for free entry, wanted 100 pesos to skip the 280 peso cover. I've run into this in Vegas; guys on the Strip selling nightclub passes for $50 that only get you into a shorter line to get inside, but I figured I could risk 100 pesos and the coupon was good.

They'd been open four about a half hour, but I think I was the first cutomer in the place. I ordered a Corona for 64 pesos, the waiter offered to run a tab but I told him I was on a cash budget and didn't want to run out of money before I paid for my drinks. Before I got my change, the "manager" had a girl sitting on my lap. Since I'd only seen two other girls in the place and she was pretty, I opted not to go with my usual "beer or two" waiting period.

Her English was better than my Spanish, but that ain't saying much. Since conversation was pretty much out of the question. She just started dancing and the waiter was back to sell a dancer drink. It was 360 pesos for a champagne flute of spakling white wine (or apple juice for all I know) and when she knocked it over in less than 20 seconds, my internal alarms started to go off. But to the club's credit, the waiter cleaned up the spill and then brought her a new drink, no charge. I bought her a few more drinks (the waiter suggested I buy a bottle for 3500 pesos) and the dancing got hotter and hotter - good grind, my hands under her bikini top & outside the bottoms, her hands on the outside of my shorts, light kissing - before she asked if I wanted to get a lap dance.