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19 years ago
I was in Erie at Partner's Tavern, and I didn't think it was crappy at all! It is, however, a healthy drive away from Cleveland. If you take the best club in Cleveland and compare it to Partner's, Partner's is twice as good (if you like lap dances and mileage).
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19 years ago
Oh, to have enough time and money to be a regular!
I'm jealous.
A kiss on the lips? Really?
Naaaah. Really?
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19 years ago
And here is canyudofoo's assessment of Woody's in Islamorada, Florida:
"Looks like the owner dragged a twenty thru some trailer park and all the trash followed him to the club."
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19 years ago
Not me.
Besides, you can't buy friendship anyhoo.
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19 years ago
Okay, on second thought, maybe you're not a dude. Either way, do a quick search for Louisville.
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19 years ago
Dude. Do a quick search (over there on the left) and type in "Louisville". Read what pops up on the screen and decide for yourself.
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19 years ago
I'm starting to like this thread. It's funny as hell.
CrazzzyEd went to the Blue Fox in Oklahoma City and wrote the following:
"This club is the perfect example of why we have no nudity laws in Oklahoma. The dancers ask for money to play the juke box but I dont know why since when they dance, their thighs rub together and it drowns out the music. The AC only works in winter so they cool the place by buying a six pack at 7-11 and letting the floor fan blow across the beer before they serve it at room tempeture."
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19 years ago
bahruce didn't much care for Chez Joey in Baltimore....
"had the distinct displeasure of entering this venue a few weeks ago while on a bit of a bender. even extremely intoxicated, i can tell you theres nothing worse than being solicited by a stripper with an adams apple and stubble."
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19 years ago
Let's go to Detroit, shall we? But not to Bevs Backstreet Lounge; noc_playa explains why:
There were 4 girls there, 3 were hurtful to the eye.
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19 years ago
Doc Johnson's in Philadelphia? Chuck666 is our guide:
"This place is scary as hell." Then...
"There's something downstairs, maybe live gay stuff, I didn't go down there, and access to a dirty bathroom, or you can walk back to the live entertainment area." Then...
"The one who greeted me was a kind of charity case, and hard to say no to. She only had one foot, and hopped around on the other. Both feet (ends of legs) were rapped in bandages, and I didn't want to know what was underneath them. As I walked into her cubicle, it's all done in private cubicles, I saw her skin was breaking out around her midsection all over." Finally....
"No offence intended to this poor woman who was reduced to doing this for a living in her condition, but I didn't want her sitting on my lap clothed, naked, anything. And I sure as hell didn't want to whip it out in that place, especially if she was going to touch it. Ever been in a situation where you'd pay good money to a stripper to keep her from f**g you? If not, go here. Damn."
Kinda makes you wonder what made Chuck go THAT far.
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19 years ago
Yeah, but I don't like getting smacked. OR thrown out.
Maybe you should only do that if you're a regular?
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19 years ago
Okay, maybe I'm going a little overboard here, but this is great. If there were a Strip Club Negative Review Hall of Fame", I would nominate this post. It's from landr, about the No. 5 Orange Showroom Pub in Vancouver, BC:
"Reading the other reviews, I made sure to visit No. 5 Orange Showroom on an off night to avoid the crowds. So I chose a Sunday from 9PM to midnight, when it was moderately crowded, but a seat at the stage was available. Unfortunately, I seem to have visited, not the No. 5 Orange Showroom described by others in these reviews, but the one in some kind of evil parallel universe.
There were only three girls dancing with 20- to 25-minute breaks in between. Worse, the girls were among the least erotic dancers I’ve ever seen in a strip club. They simply walked back and forth on the stage, occasionally pausing to unceremoniously remove something. Upon removing her panties, one almost immediately used her blanket to clothe herself for the remainder of her act. Another covered her breasts with her arm for several minutes after removing her bra. The other was a 34AA. I guess it’s not necessary to announce Amateur Night in evil parallel universes.
Worse, one dancer kept complaining during her act that she was tired and hot (hot in the temperature sense, not the sexy sense). Another stopped her show frequently to demand $5 tips for almost nothing and then later another $20 from the audience to do a shower show, but no one took her up on it. The DJ interrupted anyway that no shower shows would be happening this evening in this particular universe, no matter what. After all, that would’ve required some energy, and energy seemed to be in short supply in this universe.
If what was happening on the stage had been worth seeing, which it wasn’t, the stage was too dark, with only UV lights on for some of the dances (apparently people in this universe see in the UV).
There were several additional girls wandering around soliciting for private dances. But few were taking them up on them.
Too bad most of the chairs lacked backs. It would’ve been easier to go into some kind of suspended animation, or at least to nap, during the uninspired performances and long breaks.
The best thing I can think of to say about No. 5 Orange is that the rest room was nice. I guess people in this universe go to strip clubs for the bathroom décor.
Also, since I didn’t spend much, I gave the cash I would otherwise have spent on tips to the homeless folks hanging around No. 5 Orange’s parking lot, who seemed more deserving."
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19 years ago
I'm writing all this stuff down, you know.
(don't have a printer)
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19 years ago
6'1". Goin' bald. 46 years old. Recently separated, but it has nothing to do with strip clubs, 'cause I only go about once a year. Moustache and goatee with some gray in them. Brown hair, brown eyes. I used to be told that I looked like Bobby Nystrom, who used to play hockey for the New York Islanders waaaaaaay back when. Skinny bastard I am.
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19 years ago
As a relative newbie, I don't really "know" anyone here yet, and although I have read posts by davids where he seemed to be contributing something constructive, I cannot say the same for parodyman, although I have only read a few posts. He seems very negative indeed.
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19 years ago
parodyman: Why do you find it necessary to pass judgment on others while stating your point of view? Can't you just say what you're gonna say without getting negative? Sure, this is just a strip club board, but we are all people behind these names. Just wondering.
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19 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Both of them are a 5.
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19 years ago
I haven't found a favorite yet, as I don't go to the clubs very often. But if I did, she'd look like Stacey Donovan/Ashley Britton, the porn star from the 1980's.
Then, not now.
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19 years ago
Not Cheetah's, but Cheaters, in Providence, RI (a club I once visited). However, I didn't see what GeorgeW saw:
I sat through 3 dance sets down in the "bullpen" and then I saw something I'd never seen in a strip club before - something I never thought would ever happen. Up onto the stage was what appeared to be a slightly chubby dancer (typical dancers from Cheaters gone by). She had a problem standing on her 5" heels, but then turned around. SHE WAS ABOUT FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT!!! Damn, who wants to see a five-month pregnant woman strutting around in front of you with nothing but a g-string? I almost gagged, put down what was left of my beer, and booked.
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19 years ago
parodyman, this will be my last post directed at you. I'm sure you don't care, and will continue being a jerk. But I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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19 years ago
That's been my experience, too. I'll frequently look at a club's website before I go, just out of curiosity more than anything else. Specifically, I remember looking at the websites for McDoogal's in Baltimore, and a place in Providence (the name escapes me at the moment). The girls at the clubs were MUCH better than I was expecting.
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19 years ago
FONDL's second paragraph rings true. A regular classroom teacher will obviously know all of the kids in his/her class, but what about the phys ed, art, or music teachers? They see EVERY KID in the whole school. They might recognize all the faces, but as far as knowing them all in a meaningful way, forget it. The ones who stand out are the ones who are really, really good and the ones who cause problems.
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19 years ago
This one might not work well in print, but it works in person.
What do you get when you cross a whore with a leprechaun?
*holds his fingers three inches apart*
A little green fucker about this big.