The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Expensive, snobby, great lighting, nice club decor but not that hot

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DollarRalph
Jul 19, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back.

2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it was upstairs. Arrived about 7pm, there were about 8-10 customers and seemed to be 4 dancers. Lots of people working there. Don't carry bottles of Bud (too blue collar, maybe), so I got a Miller Lite for $11. That's $2 more than Camelot a couple of doors down and Camelot has this place beat hands down. The only big advantage here is the lighting. Very pleasant and yet it made it easy to see the dancers. I'm tired of clubs that a so dark that seeing the dancers takes effort; I guess that hides some of the less attractive parts of some dancers, I dunno.

The barmaid was indifferent, bored or something. Barely could make herself wait on me and didnt' seem any more entusiastic serving other customers. There were only 2 of us at the bar, which seats only 4 and has the two raised round dancer platforms at either end. That's a great setup.

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