When I am in DC and...

When I am in DC and lookin to look, I normally haunt the dark and comfortable embrace of Camelot. But on this particular late night I was turned away from Camelot, apparently they don't like sweaty guys... But I turned around and lo and behold, a meer twenty paces towards Conn Ave was Mpire. Not knowing what to think I walked over and got in (the doorman asked how many I had had that night, and when I replied none at all, I was just getting off my shift, he was fine). There was no room on the main floor, it is kinda small with seating for around 50, so I was lead up to what the doorman called VIP. I have been in several clubs around the country so when he said that my ears perked up, my heart started to race, hands got a little damp... I was excited. I entered through exactly what I was expecting, low cushy couches, mirrors, ottomans, all sort of things used to display their special wares. Alas, no women. Unfortunately, the VIP area was essentially a 5 ft wide balcony over looking the main floor with six small tables and some chairs strewn about. That other place must be for parties or highrollers. One perk to the otherwise perkless balcony was that there are two shower rooms and I was fortunate enough to see some delightful action happen behind foggy glass. Before transitioning from the mundane physical layout to the more pertinent physical qualities there is one thing that needs saying, the place is spotless, rather bright, and the drinks were made with skill.

The ladies were stunning. They were actual dancers. I really enjoy naked women, and I have gone many time to see naked women. I much prefer the naked women that can actually dance on the pole, tell a story through movement, and seduce me with moves far beyond twerking. There are two stages for the women. I was there for four shift changes, so I saw 8 women dance. I would say 7 out of 8 really knew what they were doing and would climb the TWO STORY POLE to come say hello to us in the balcony, maybe flash some lips... These women were really good at there job. Personally, I am glad that there are no lap dances, I spend too much money with those. These women would be worth it.