Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Palazio Cabaret Reviews

• review

  5 years ago
  Mid day Tricking

  I was visiting a friend of mine in Corpus Christi and we decided to make the 3 hour drive from Corpus to Austin as we were going to spend the weekend up there. Our...
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  5 years ago

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  MrDeuce
  SmashingHoes

  The Streets and Various Corners
• review

  5 years ago
  Laid Back in the Afternoon -- Good Time

  This club is one of the better upscale clubs I've ever been to. Although it's located on a highway in a semi-industrial area of South Austin, the parking lot is safe and free. No...
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  5 years ago

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  Baller70CA
  Hillside

  High Flyer
• review

  5 years ago
  Very good club with very good talent

  Was in Austin and visited clubs in South Austin last month. Summary of a few visits to Palazio. Parking is free and valet is available. They will also pick you up and drop you off...
  rogertex

  Texas
• review

  5 years ago
  High-end girls, but don’t expect high-end action

  During my three night visit to Austin last week, my middle night (Monday) was populated by Palazio, a club on a freeway frontage road that resembles numerous other Texas strip clubs located on freeway...
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  5 years ago

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  mahatmakanejeeves
  Roadworrier

  Lapland
• review

  5 years ago
  Nice club, hot girls

  I headed to Palazio on a Wednesday afternoon around 5p. Club is pretty nice both inside and out. Parking was free and cover was $5 in the afternoon. I knew I was going to...
  Hank Moody

  I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
• review

  5 years ago
  Annabelle and Summer

  I visited Palazio on a Tuesday night, arriving around 9 pm. As others have noted, ongoing road construction has made a mess of the area, with new exits and traffic patterns; just be aware....
  Pablo99

  Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
• review

  5 years ago
  so so night at palazio

  i went at around 11:30pm on a friday night. lots of people as to be expected. tried to find this pretty girl next door type of a girl i had dances with...
  seetheworld
• review

  5 years ago
  Done with Palazio, at night anyway.

  After a less than stellar trip on a Tuesday night (see previous review), I thought I would try again on a night that didn't have specials. Went on a Wednesday. It was actually worse....
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  5 years ago

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  EnzyteBob
  fla_funmeister

  Miami Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  CROWDED!

  Crowded! Not necessarily because there was a huge crowd there, but because of the setup of the club itself. Seating is pretty much all at tables - small 4-tops and longer tables,...
  dhof

  Washington
• review

  5 years ago
  Prime Time (plus ATX Dayshift Tour Stop #3)

  This is a combined review from a couple of visits over one weekend. The first visit was on a Friday night, from about 10pm to 2am. I came with a group of 10 guys and...
  SavvySav

  California
• review

  5 years ago
  Palazio!! really not worth spending time & money

  I was visiting Austin for a few days and decided to hit Palazio on a Tuesday night after a dismal experience at the Landing strip. My uber driver told me this is the best...
  judhagai
• review

  5 years ago
  Dollars on the rail for good attention

  Dollars on the rail went a long way. Went with a bachelor party late on a Sunday. Got in no cover by calling in ahead and saying we were coming. General vibe is a bit...
  xxxstash
• review

  5 years ago
  Had been awhile, thought I would stop in

  As the title says - return visit - been a year or two since I was there. Chatter among friends about the hot women pulled me back. Club is nice on the inside. Relative...
  txgolfer

  Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  Night and day difference between night and day

  I had previously visited here during the day on a Tuesday. This time it was night time. My previous visit was nice. Good dances, good looking girls. No upsell pressure. Night time is evidently different....
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  5 years ago

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  nickifree
  fla_funmeister

  Miami Florida
• review

  6 years ago
  This was the nicest looking low mileage club ever!

  So, where to start! Ok, immediately I am looking at the exterior and wondering if Texas has a thing for Roman/Greek decorations with this club and my previous evening’s escapades at Cover Girls...
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  5 years ago

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  sexmeplease
  sexmeplease

  Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona
• review

  6 years ago
  Good solid club experience

  While not the best ever, this is a good solid club. Decent facilities, good selection of nice looking dancers, good lap dances for $20 a pop. First time at this club. Went on a Tuesday...
  fla_funmeister

  Miami Florida
• review

  6 years ago
  Solid but Unspectacular Evening

  Was in town for the evening and decided to check out the place after seeing solid reviews on this site. Parking: Both free and valet parking available Interior and Decor: After paying the 10$ cover i...
  Reddread3

  Texas
• review

  6 years ago
  Pretty good but dancers don't always approach

  Visited this place to have a little fun on a work trip. I tend to favor single or multiple song lap dances from a variety of girls, and enjoy being approached by many of...
  rocker1
• review

  6 years ago
  Saturday Afternoon

  I stopped by Palazio for the first time on a Saturday afternoon. I had about an hour to kill before I had somewhere to be so I wanted somewhere to get a couple...
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  6 years ago

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  jeraldabeyta
  bigtex312
• review

  6 years ago
  High volume, younger crowd, top talent

  Off 71 this place was packed on a Friday night. No cover for military here which was really cool, but little did I know they’ll get my money other ways inside. I think my...
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  6 years ago

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  Muddy
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  6 years ago
  Not the best deal, but lots of fun

  We were in Austin for a buddies bachelor party. Near bar closing time guys wanted to hit up this club. Called and they got a table ready for us. $300 for 12 guys to...
  xeyddwblxg
• review

  6 years ago
  Never Disappoints

  Palazio never disappoints me with the number of beautiful young women that frequent the day shift. The physical layout of the club as been often described - no cover at the time I arrived...
  Joedum5060

  Texas
• review

  6 years ago
  Most beautiful young girls at south Austin are here

  My ATF at Expose Austin decided to take a short break from SC industry, I visited Expose several times after she quit, didn't succeed to find another favorite girl here, so this time, I...
  chairsky

  Austin, TX
• review

  6 years ago
  CrazyJoe Terrorizes Austin

  So I got a call from Austin Texas. Crazyjoe has struck again, this time it was not a McDonald's like usual. It was the Palazio titty club. When I got there it was a...
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  5 years ago

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  pistola
  MackTruck

  God Bless Dancers
• review

  6 years ago
  Nicespice is in the house

  I said something on the board about going on a road trip and I ended up in Austin for a couple days. I went here to the Palazio this past Saturday night. I had...
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  6 years ago

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  JuiceBox69
  crazyjoe

  Colorado