High-end girls, but don’t expect high-end action

During my three night visit to Austin last week, my middle night (Monday) was populated by Palazio, a club on a freeway frontage road that resembles numerous other Texas strip clubs located on freeway frontage roads, with a massive parking lot compared to the others.

Once I got my daily exercise with the walk from my car, I was greeted by a $10 cover (at least on Monday nights) collected by the compulsory cute check/in girl with bouncer next to her.

Said bouncer opened the door to a fairly empty club (10ish at night). Three stages were populated with dancers. The second thing I noticed - these dancers were solidly in the 7-8 and up territory. Many were hanging out.