Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd Austin, TX 78704

Mid day Tricking

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Dec 14, 2019, 4:17 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I was visiting a friend of mine in Corpus Christi and we decided to make the 3 hour drive from Corpus to Austin as we were going to spend the weekend up there. Our hotel wasnt ready for check in, so we needed to find an activity to waste time. She informed me that she was in the mood to see titties and since we were on I-35 near downtown, we decided to check out the Palazio.

The ambiance looks a lot larger on the outside as compared to the inside but it's still very spacious. One of the waitresses provided us with a tour of the place and then we settled into our seats. The lunch menu is expansive and they run a special for 7 dollars in the afternoon, so we ordered steaks, fries and chicken tenders. Furthermore, they advertise numerous drink specials throughout the day, but I cant recall the prices (used a credit card). Finally, it's a 5 dollar covet during the day but the desk lady stamped and informed both of us that we could come back at any time that day for free.

The talent was middling to say the least and we stayed throughout the shift change and transition to the evening girls. There were a couple of girls with a lot of tits but no ass, ass with no tits, but couldn't find anyone who had both. A majority of the polesliders were indolent on stage during their routines, which didn't lead to either of us tipping for the majority of our visit. We only tipped if the girl actually exerted some real energy during their routine and the aggregate amount of stage tipping for the day consisted of 4 dollars. Finally, polesliders would eye me up and down but were hesitant to come over because they thought that my female friend was actually my girlfriend. There were only three girls that approached us: a beautiful Peruvian woman who was demure and soft spoken, a semi goth chick with a bubble but, and a little bubble butt Latina.

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