CrazyJoe Terrorizes Austin

So I got a call from Austin Texas. Crazyjoe has struck again, this time it was not a McDonald's like usual. It was the Palazio titty club. When I got there it was a crazyjoe site. Mane this was a mess of all messes! There was shit all over the shitter, sprayed on the walls, leaking out the door of the restroom. The parisians were down!The bathroom troll was screaming cuss words. It looked like a stick of dynamite went off! Dammit Joe how the hell did this happen? They tore down the fancy curtains to dam up all the mess and contain it! Dancers were running around screaming bloody murder! Dancers were standing on the tables and scared to step on the floor like the old lady in Tom and Jerry show! All I could see was a frenzy of bouncing boobies like I never saw before! Customers and dancers were running for the cabanas. I knew this was a major health hazard so I started grabbing dancers off of tables and fireman carry them out the door. I saw a petite Asian hottie wearing a yellow racecar driver bikini! Dam she was hot so I whisked this damsel out the door while she was yelling "Dam you Crazyjoe I bet that was you destroying those airplane shitters!" I bet this may be the Nice n Spice everyone is talking about, but no time to stop and talk. I ran in and out until everyone was safe! Then we had to call fire hose Bob to rinse out the place before we could go back in. After this I was in the shit truck getting lapperz for days... Dam I love you Joe! No homo