Heavenly Bodies is about as good...

Heavenly Bodies is about as good or bad as Chicago clubs get. Any mileage is more an exception than a rule. The club is rather large though it looks pretty dumpy from the outside. There are three stages where the dancers kind of dance though they never take off their tops. Its more a heavy tease than any thing else. The funny thing is that there is very little tipping being done at the stages. I don't know why that is. The drinks are pretty cheap though service really is slow and I have yet to meet a happy waitress. The lap dances are done in a room off the main floor that is rather dirty feeling. They have recently added some booths that help make the dances better but still very very little mileage. The VIP rooms upstairs are not cheap but are actually very nice with a view of the main floor. Nice couches and much better bar service. But while it varies a little by dancer not much mileage there either. Now for the good part. If you like eastern european women who know how to sexlessly seduce you this is the place. Lots of hispanic girls also. The EU women are almost all 6-8 with a few 10"s and some extra healthy ones too. Biggest gripe with them is that lots of them smoke and it clings to them and their clothes. Remember the EU women are pro's at the art of seduction and you are putty in their hands no matter how smart you think you are. DO NOT fall for them. Do NOT belive a word they say in their broken English.

Its worth going every now and then but I would recommend the Milwakee club On The Border. For an hour of driving you will get great mileage for the same money.