Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

This club is located in Northwest...

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captainfun
Aug 5, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This club is located in Northwest suburban Chicago in somewhat of an industrial park area. I have been there several times and my GPS rarely is able to recongnize the address but I ultimately find my way there. The club is big and there are generally plenty (15-30) of dancers to scurrying around looking for dances. Most of the ladies there are 6-8 with the occasional 9.

The negatives of this place are that it feels pretty robotic. The bouncers and waitresses aren't necessarily rude but they take their positions a bit too seriously given the setting. Also, while there are many girls looking to spend time/earn money their approach is to walk up ask for a dance and if you decline or say you are not ready they walk away. Those who take a few minutes to chat would likely end up getting more dances from the customer. While I am not trying to find a soul mate in a strip club, if the girl is completely mindless, I may rather spend my dough elsewhere.

Now the positives. This place is a good value. Cover is $10 but beers are only $1.50. A beer at most Chicago bars is $5-6 a bottle. Drink six beers here with tip and you have change left from a $20 bill. Also, dances are respectable though not great. The private room is monitored by a goon and the songs seem abbreviated. The contact is friction but no touching. Dances are just $10 if they keep their top. $15 for topless. Chicago has a dearth of quality strip clubs, so given the limited supply/quality, this place is worth a visit.

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