I decided to give Heavenly Bodies...

I decided to give Heavenly Bodies a shot in search for a cheaper, and perhaps higher mileage, alternative to Scores in the O'Hare area. Long story short ... you get what you pay for. While Heavenly Bodies is certainly more affordable, you also walk away feeling like you get less as well.

I went while Sunday Night Football was on and the place was pretty packed. I was a little confused right away upon walking in. First off, having read previous reviews, I figured a casual look with a ballcap and a dress shirt would be OK since I was of the impression the club was pretty easygoing. Of course, what do they say when I walk in? No hats. Great. Awful hair. One of my club mantras is "Dress to impress." Not this time, I guess.

You pay the cover to get a token to put in a turnstile to go in and you find a spacious but very dim club. Very dim. There are blacklights and a few concert-style colored stage lights, but there's probably only good light from the TVs and the bar and that's about it. I think it might actually be a strategy -- in the dark, you have to get closer to the stages to see whether or not the girl is hot, plus, it covers it up better for the girls that aren't so hot.