Reviews

OK so I have visited this club atleast 20 times or more in the past year. My last visit was about 2 weeks ago before tonite. I stopped in around 9 to see what the…

Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde who…

Girls have changed over the years, not as aggressive as they use to be, Alot more choices now with the shot girls. Not as friendly as they use to be and lot more thicker girls…

I used to frequent this club back in the 90's... moved out of state and haven't been back since- till last night (a Tuesday evening) was driving on the 90... and remembered the exit I…

Lunchtime visit around 1 p.m. FREE Parking in a pocked lot (gravel), $10 Cover to girl at the front got me a token for the turnstyle, and a wristband. (is this Disneyland ???) Bouncer checks…

Heavenly Bodies is worth a visit if you're in the area. Pros: Attractive girls, nice personalities. The crowd is generally nice enough. Drinks and food are pretty cheap, and not bad. Free parking. Cons: The…

This club is the best one on the west side of Chicago. It is hard to find good talent in the suburbs. The silliest thing about this club is the strap thing they have to wear…

I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a couple night time…

I visit this club a few times per year, when in town for business. There are hotels across the street so, I can enjoy the inexpensive drinks and stagger back to my room.…

Old club been around forever - still the same. Average dancers, no touching, free food, reasonably priced drinks. Was in town visiting friends. Use to live in Chicago so this was like…

I haven't been to HB for over 6 months so thought that I would check it out on the Friday before NY Eve. Arrived at about 7pm, paid the cover (not too unreasonable),…

This is more of a general overview and assessment of what I've gleemed over say my last 3 visits here and nearby clubs... As I've said previously, I was making this a go to spot and…

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too,…

I hadn't been to HB in some time, around 5 years or so. We arrived a little past midnight on a Saturday night. It wasn't very crowded. Me and two friends found a table pretty…

I always have a good time at Heavenly Bodies. I arrived around 8pm on a recent Wednesday. Maybe 12 girls working the floor and there were about 20 patrons. I spent about 2 hours there…

I've been going to HB's for over 20 years. Usually have a pretty good time for a Chicago area club. It's not Vegas or Texas but, with some of my regulars I still…

Some new cuties at the club and I will be in the area regularly for the next year...I'm trying to think of the place as the local tavern to justify going there 2-3 nights a…

Cubs fans are a dedicated lot -don't show up at the club when the game is on the line - they are intent on watching baseball and not beautiful women. The women were quite…

I got a chance to visit this club again. I chose this club based on my previous experience. There is plenty of parking there. I entered in after I paid the cover.…

I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and the dancers were…

went there again on friday aftrenoon and club was almost empty few customers sitting in the dark corners talking to girls . Had few shots with cute shotgirl and one cute latina babe came to…

Went to HB for an evening beer. The value of the drinks is still good. $1.50 beers, can't beat that anywhere! I do like the bikini dancers on stage as it leaves…

It had been awhile since I have been to HB so I decided to go back see if anything changed. The cover was $10 and the bottled beer costs $1.50 each now instead of…

I was not expecting much from this place, but I was very surprised. I walked in and there were 8 or so fairly hot dancers, very diverse, all wearing bikinis, with a few more girls…

I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one regular girl and…