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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Private Dance was okay.
reviewed by
strayphoto

7.3

Bikini bar. $15 cover $10 with text. Drinks are cheap well whiskey gingers $2. Fair. Some guy was getting kicked out of VIP area for being handsy and was demanding a refund.
From google reviews…

review
published 6 yrs ago
First review 5th time here
reviewed by
Inficio

8.3

Have been here quite a few times and finally decided to leave a review.
Went on a Thursday evening and the place was fairly crowded. Lots of tables were taken up however whenever a girl…

review
published 6 yrs ago
You Get What You Pay For
reviewed by
AJ1zzle1

4.0

The club look/vibe wasn't impressive. While the venue is clean, it looks rundown both on the outside and inside. Music overall had an ok mix of rock and party music and DJ didn't…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Long Legs and a Liquid Lunch
reviewed by
dennyspade

6.0

Having been an early and habitual visitor to the only Adult Establishment in this area during the 80's, I can assure you that the evolved changes have not changed a few elements: This still…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Daytime Miss
reviewed by
rockstar666

5.3

I go to the club a lot during the afternoon, but this was among the worst visits ever. First, there were only 4 girls working and all 4 weren't worth a second look. One would…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Stuck in time
reviewed by
DickJohnson

3.3

Why do all Chicagoland clubs have to suck so Bad,? This club has been in a time warp for over 20yrs. I stopped going here years ago but stopped in recently because I was early…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Beautiful dancers
reviewed by
zliu

8.7

$10 cover can never go wrong. At least you will have the free pizza. I went on a busy Friday night with the stools mostly full. The DJ plays great music that you can dance…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Lower your expectations
reviewed by
gpkil2018

6.0

I go to this club once a month or so and it's fine for what it is. I usually go on slow nights so I'm not competing w/ drunk bro's for the attention of…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Dancers are hot, but I wouldn't visit again.
reviewed by
Bladedancer743

5.7

Almost immediately I was hounded for boobie shots. Prices were crazy for those. Told them I don't drink when I'm going to be driving and then they told me they had non alcoholic drinks for…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Midweek Afternoon Visit
reviewed by
gsr98989

7.7

Stopped in after a work function around 2pm on a wednesday afternoon. Have never been here before but of the clubs in the area reviews seemed the best value and in a decent area. I…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Monday Isn't Always Dead
reviewed by
rockstar666

6.3

I pooped in Monday afternoon mostly to see my ATF, but I was pleasantly surprised that the club had some energy for a Monday. Several dancers stopped by to say hello even though they would…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Hustle vibe at an all time low
reviewed by
jimmyblong

6.3

I popped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I was driving by, ( this is not a destination place only convenience) . Paid the $10 cover and had to coat check (leave them in…