Reviews

Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was pretty cool and…

It has been a while since I went to HB fo some Friday night fun. To put this into perspective the last time I was at HB the beer was free, not any more.…

We debated between PK (which we’ve been to many times), Atlantis (didn’t want to drive 60 miles to that sex house) and Pink Monkey (not a fan of BYOB) so we decided on HB.

If…

I was hoping to see lots of cute costumes, but only my regular girl really dresses, so that was disappointing. I know Monday nights are usually slow, but this time it was VERY slow. Plus…

Alright, I visit HB's to be served by the incomparable Nicole (sp) who will light up the room, give you a hug and a smile and remains covered up in a Black Uni from head-to-foot.…

I had wanted to go into Chicago for my strip club jollies but ended up here since it wasn't far from my hotel.

Bring cash, no credit cards are accepted here. Just a heads up.

Arrived…

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

I visited this club twice. Once on a Thursday night, the other on a Saturday night. I only visit when I am in town. I have lowered my expectations through the years.…

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although we like the…

Decided to stop here and see how it is. I haven’t been here in probably 10 years. I figured I would come in here to grab some food and a beer or 2 and…

I came back to HB's after a couple months away,and as usual, it looks like there was some turnover. I was hoping to see the dancers Isa or Melanie, but neither one was there. My…

Maybe it was the time that I was there (on a Saturday around 12-1pm) or it's just usually subpar but my last visit was very disappointing. On the bright side, the admission was free…