Reviews

What if you you could order lunch or snacks off the menu. get domestic beers for $1.50 and chat up Bikini-clad Dancers for an admission price of $10? Hell !! I'm driving, when do we…

Stopped by on Tuesday evening 9pm not expecting much. I remember driving by a couple times debating if i was going in or not. The outside does not look great. I was totally shocked…

I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me this is a…

Bullet points: Girls don't want to dance for minimum dance prices. I don't know who is getting dances for $10, but that was not on the menu when I was there. The DJ stated dances starting…

Checked this old Chicago staple out on Saturday night after the casino. It's only about 5 miles from Rivers and is the best strip club on the North Side by far. Be warned…

I was a bit skeptical about visiting this club because of all the unfavorable reviews it had garnered on the web. However, I realized that one of the biggest gripes that people had with the…

Decided to stop in while passing through the area. $10 cover charge, but drinks were cheap and they have plenty of shot girls running around selling cheap shots. Overall the dancer quality was good. One…

So 4 o'clock happy hour rolls around and I decide to stop in. Haven't been here in a couple years so I figured why not. Get a 1 dollar happy hour beer and 1 dollar…

Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be tied up with…

I stopped by on a recent visit from the East coast, and I was surprised at how little you actually saw at this strip club. I didn't know that it was an apparent "bikini bar"…

Worth a visit, good value on 5-song Champagne room samplers, expect to be watched I stopped by around 6pm on a Wednesday. The club is in a warehouse/industrial area and has a gravel parking lot…

Went to the club on a weekday evening while out of town for work. Overall the club was in a decent part of town and seemed safe. Upon entry I was treated nicely, and given…

I went at 5pm on a Wednesday. There were maybe 9-10 patrons and around 6-7 girls. They were wearing lingerie. They skill seemed okay, nothing too amazing. Bouncer seemed friendly and I got a $1 corona…

Had been to HB in the past and always had a good time. This trip was no different. Went on a Monday night and had great dances from several women. Cannot wear…

Stopped in to Heavenly Bodies on a Friday evening. Not much has changed, the beers are still super cheap and the eye candy is typically above average. This still remains a bikini club…

Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the slightest. I got…

This place has cheap drinks, free food, and average dances and dancers. You can find discounted cover passes on their various social media accounts. on weekends their parking lot gets very packed so be…

I have never had much better than a mediocre experience at any Chicago area club. Maybe being from east coast and not having spent much time in the area, or whatever but ended up work…

Wow, this club has a ton I mean a boatload of 8,9 and ten rated women. The food was great had pizza, had a bucket of beer special for 30.00 not bad and it…

I was in town on business with some colleagues and we decided to stop at Heavenly Bodes since it was the closest strip club to where we were staying near O'Hare. We got there…

Stopped by at 4PM on a Thursday when I was in town for business. First time visitor, not a regular sc aficionado. Easy to find, plenty of parking. After paying for a token and fumbling…

The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on (just kidding). Also,…

The girls were very chill, many of them with tattoos, had good customer service. The food is pretty good for a club and they have relatively cheap drinks. The weekends seem like the best…

Okay, so work brought me on another trip to Chicago (earlier this year, sorry for the late post) and I couldn't wait to get to HB. This time I was prepared and left my coat…

I've been here quite a few times as work takes me to the area frequently. Self parking (free) in a gravel lot. Cover is $10. Drinks are cheap - $1.50 domestics and during happy hour…