Reviews

Use to be hot white European girls.. Not anymore, these days its big fat ugly chicks in there. The bouncers are crazy and they end up throwing at least 3-4 guys out in any given…

I visited last night (May 12th) from 10:30-12:30. I've been going to this place for years, on and off, budget depending. I remember back in the 90's, that this place was absolutely packed with hot…

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get in…

Stopped by with couple guys after hitting Gibson's in Rosemont. Paid the cover ($10) but place was packed and initially had trouble locating a good spot to sit so went initially went and stop…

It has been a long time since I've been here and there is one subtle change. I guess not really subtle but it didn't affect me too much. Entry was $15 for my Thurs night…

I have been to Heavenly Bodies 3 times in my life and only once can I say that I have had a good experience. The drinks are cheap but that's about the only good…

Door Fee was $20 which they offered to reduce to $10 if I sent them a text...No Thanks! They made me show ID and checked it with some machine even though I am visibly…

I paid a visit to this club after many years. I generally dont go here due to the entry fee, dress code and low value for your dollar. I went with a friend on a…

FREE Food ? (Yup) -- Free Admission ? (It's Complicated) -- NUDE dancers ? (Nope)
What if you could actually figure out the complicated price of admission on the sign inside the front door? Dependent…

I've been going to Heavenly Bodies with by buddies for a few years now and I've always been satisfied with my experience. The drinks a cheap compared to all of the other clubs in the…

I went there with a friend and it was okay at best. We didn't get much attention since we were not regulars . Even though we were tipping the girls and talking with them while…

HBs is almost a weekly place for me, so I have a few regulars. Tuesday my blond haired curvy polish girl in her blue and black lingerie was there. We went for the…