Reviews

Stopped in to HB during the afternoon. Nothing like a side of boobs with your lunch! The $10 cover gets you free food, and the food is decent. Try the burger and…

I had time before bowling on Friday, so I stopped here for the billionth time. One of my favorites (who gives an amazing dance) came up to me first, but for some reason I…

I was passing by this club and had some time to kill so decided to try it out. There was a cover charge, but good thing was the food was free. So paying cover did…

Went there on a Friday night - place was not packed but quite full. There were a number of dancers that were quite beautiful but overall they ranged in quality quite a bit.…

The dancer talent to pick from these days at HB is pretty pathetic compared to 10 or so years ago when there were more Eastern European dancers. However there is a dancer named Astrid…

I went there for a bachelor party. Originally it was in the plan because of their cheap drinks (1.50) for anything and free food... yes order anything and it is free. 10 dollar…

Hey, was in Chi-town for work, got my work done and was looking to blow off some steam. Headed over on a Saturday night around 1 am. Parking is plentiful and free, none of that…

The club is pretty small with one room with three stages. There is two lap dance areas, VIP lap dance area upstairs and a couple of tables on a small stage for bottle service. They…

Heavenly Bodies is a non-nude club. Dancers range between 4-8 and circulate a lot on the floor. Quality is not as good as 10 years ago when there more 7-9 available. Good…

I ended up arriving around 9pm after winning some money at the casino. I would say there about 8 dancers of which two I thought were real cute. Ordered a beer and almost…

People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20 years, and I…

I have been visiting Heavenly Bodies 2-3 times per year, the last five years. I always pop in when I am in town for business. It is not the best club nor, do…

I was at HB a few weeks ago and nothing eventful happened in the way of dances however the absolute funniest thing did occur and it harkened back to something I wrote about probably for…

was bored so i decided to partake in my favorite cure for boredom. $20 cover was somewhat expected on saturday night. not quite a full house but decent crowd. theres 3 stages inside taking up…

Interesting place, 10 dollar cover, but most drinks are 2.50 so can't really complain much. Big free parking lot. Girls were mostly young with a couple older girls around ranging from 4 to…

So i was here a while ago late in the evening/morning. Big free self park parking lot, well lit. Number of other business' around so safe place to visit. As far as dances, they have…

As usual, lots of new faces but some old ones too. Heavenly Bodies is like an entry level place for dancers. They'll hire anybody so you get a lot of beginners. Most need seasoning so…

Glad to report that Heavenly Bodies has improved more than the last three times I went. Back to the way it was before. Nice friendly club with lots of pretty girls to play…

Cover at the door is $10 during the week, but $1.50 beers so it evens out in my opinion. The girls here are attractive for the most part. They walk around in bikinis, but go…

Haven't been to HB's in a few months, thought I would stop by after being in the area. Wish they would fix the parking lot, always afraid of getting a flat due to the…

Stopped in around in the afternoon. This place is a bright pink building that needs updating on the exterior. The parking lot is large and parking is free which is a definite plus.…

The main thing about this place is the cheap drinks!! No where else are you going to be at a strip club, or a regular bar for that matter, on a Friday and get…

HB's has been a long time favorite for those of us living in the NW suburbs of Chicago. $10 cover gets you inside where the drinks are half the price of anywhere else you can…

One of the few attractive girls when I stopped in last Friday was a stunner named Astrid. She told me that she works a lot of days but also works nights on occasion to…

This place is actually pretty nice. There was a $10 cover, and when you walk it, it is a pretty open large room. There are several small stages with poles scattered around, there is VIP…