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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
This club has had some critical...
reviewed by
baseball

7.3

This club has had some critical reviews posted here. Stopped by in the early afternoon. When you first enter the club it is not very impressive with basic tables and chairs with a stage,…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I agree that things seem to...
reviewed by
Gold007

7.3

I agree that things seem to have gone downhill in recent months but still the best in Chicago area from perspecive of very good looking dancers, cheap drinks and dances that are the best in…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Sadly, the economy is really impacting...
reviewed by
lap_vp

8.3

Sadly, the economy is really impacting this place, and not in a good way.

Attendance is way way down, and those that do still show up are spending quite a bit less.

The dancers are…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went to HB's for the first...
reviewed by
sfullerton

7.7

Went to HB's for the first time in years. Man this place has gone downhill. I did however have the chance to dance with a hot blonde Karissa (sp). Very sweet, beautiful, and actually has…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Been here a few times in...
reviewed by
zeekneez

8.0

Been here a few times in the afternoon. HB's is a friendly place with a variety of girls - slim to bigass. Three stages, but only one in use mid-day. Stage dances…

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published 16 yrs ago
This is a place that I...
reviewed by
ChosenOne

8.3

This is a place that I consider my fall back. I used to go a lot when Elecktra and another girl (whose name slips me) danced there. Now I just go once in…

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published 16 yrs ago
This was my fall back club...
reviewed by
hroark22002

5.7

This was my fall back club over the years. While not expecting a lot of mileage, I do expect some fun. Stopped by recently expecting to have a little bit of fun. Did not recognize…

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published 16 yrs ago
Nice club, reasonable prices for dances...
reviewed by
hbreg

8.0

Nice club, reasonable prices for dances and cover. Second shift girls, after 7, are more friendly. Girls are very cute. Ariel is very nice and gives a great dance. Beer is…

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published 16 yrs ago
HB gets a bad rap,...
reviewed by
Kprince

8.3

HB gets a bad rap, why I have no clue. They have a great 50 dollar vip special now, and the cheapest beers in town. A ton of different girls, many of…

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published 16 yrs ago
Back to the HBs since I...

8.0

Back to the HBs since I was flying into ORD, and had to see what was happening. What is happening is that there is quite a few new girls there who I had not…

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published 16 yrs ago
Had a great time here Tuesday...
reviewed by
PK3t

9.0

Had a great time here Tuesday evening. Lots of hot chicks. All friendly and willing to show me a good time. Drinks are real cheap. Lot's of babes. Good music.…

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published 16 yrs ago
Havent been here in awhile and...
reviewed by
sports_guy24

7.7

Havent been here in awhile and notcied that they have alot of new dancers here. Cover is still $10 to enter and beer is free but if you want fast service then you need…