Reviews

Been coming here for a long time. It is by far the best place to go to in the Chicago area. I prefer going during the day since it is not as busy. The girls…

The club is very cheap and fun to go to. The cover is $10 and the beer is usually around $1. Very friendly waitresses and good service. The club itself isn't the…

I was there at tuesday afternoon and decided to kill time for a while. Nothing is special. Cover is 10 bucks and no good girls and very pushy ones specially the immigrant ones. Dances are…

i love this place and the girls working here... i make sure to stop in every time i am leaving Chicago. They should lower their beer prices though

the main dance floor is nothing special. the girls keep their bikinis on at all times in this area. the dances in the private area are either with or without tops. they…

Back in Chicago on business and back to HB with my buddy. Upon further review this club is not as lame as I thought. The club itself is like a garage bar with…

The ladies are very hot. there were a few polish ladies. The dances, however, are not great because of the setup. You can go downstairs for dances at $15 nude, but the bouncer is watching…

I've visited HB a few times. I was stunned that no dancers talked to me at all the last time I was there. The private dances are very short (about 2 minutes), but…

I was near ohare earlier this week and decided to head into the old stomping grounds. Well a lot has changed, it was bad. Still quite a few eastern european dancers but very…

Like a fool I occasionally wander into Heavenly Bodies hoping things are going to get better. I always find the opposite to be true. Although the price structure here is decent there is that whole "you…

This place ones my favorite has become an OK to me at this moment. I was there yesterday which was a Saturday twice, once at noon and later in the night. Beer price is up…

This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and near O'Hare airport. Also, this place has some beautiful girls, and I would say that they are friendly, but more than anything…